Me faking sickness to avoid school


u/Centixe

i am the dog - so sick am me
am coughing - heck! what could it be?!
something wrong - i am not right
oh God, i didno sleep all night . . .
i do the cough - i get the love
i stare up at your face above
dear human, fren - this is no fake
....what's that ? a trip to Vet we make ?
um
lemme think,
yeah
i'm ok.....
can you just skip work anyway ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

1

I'm Joke to You, Hooman !?


u/NextEnthusiasm

’Not amused!’


what is this here upon the floor, with eyes so google-y ?
SURELY, fren - you donno think it's s'pose to look like Me ?!
i am the cat with eyes of green, n fur of sleekest black
this here on the bathroom floor - did you jes shave your back?!
you standing there n snicker, n you act so nonchalant
(... n Yes, i'll call you SHIRLEY, 'fren' - anytime I want)
ha, ha, is Joke - so if it is, i guess i donno get -
well, I think it is Not a joke - for You will be 'regret'...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

2

Maxine is the sweetest, most patient mama cat ❤


u/WittyInterview

’"I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you mommy!" "I know. Mommy loves you too, sweetie."’


dear momma, did i tell you that 'i love you' yet today?
i love you more than Anything - than food, or sleep, or play!
i wanna kiss your face, your eyes, your ears, n hug your neck
you need to know it, momma dear, that I love you like Heck!
yesterday, today, tomorrow - EVERYDAY it's true
there's no one in the world, dear mom, i love as much as you!!
i hope that you'll remember your Whole life! i'm making sure -
dear baby kit, i know, my child
because
I love you
more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

3

A dog and his penguin.


u/letsgobonas

i have a fren i like to hug
there's nothing makes me feel so snug!
misunderstood - i'm Bestess boy
n this here is my comfort toy
i won't destroy n tear his fluff
i jes can't love this fren enough
not only 'Happy Feet' he give
but Happy Heart -
reason to live

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

4

If I Just Lay Here..


u/notGhxst

’Better than mine. Mine decides to take a giant crap just to show how displeased he is with the situation.’


perhaps if i lay very still
these stupid 'frens' will all just chill
we'd all enjoy some bath time bliss
if they could all just lay like this
but No - they just cannot calm down
they all just scurry 'round n roun
i'll get them back - it soothes my soul
i'm gonna sh!t the swimming hole....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

5

The boarding facility sent me this today... 😂


u/ShadesOfNeon6

i am the dog -
am boarded here
am having fun
while you're not here!
today they taught
the selfie trick!
(i hate the camera -
love the stick ;)
so - yeah, most days
are lotsa fun
there's Frens - i'm not
the only one!
there's fenced-in place
so we can't roam
(but, gee, i kinda
miss my home...)
we run n play
n have a ball
but, mom -
i miss you
most
of
all

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

6

We became cat parents today! Myself and my husband was looking for a cat and we decided to give this rescue cat a home!


u/NelmariS

i am the cat - this place is new
you say it's all for me ?
n now you calling me 'rescue' -
how lucky can i be!
you say you're 'parents', you n man
went looking for a cat
you're giving me the Best you can
dear frens, i'm seeing that!
this all so very nice, it seem
too perfect to be true
n now we live the perfect dream -
a life of me n you!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

7

Took my kitten outside for a walk today - he looks so handsome in this picture!


u/Gryffindonewithyou

’thank youu! He’s amazing’


dear fren, i am amazing? well, it's all becuz of You
you giving me experience i never thought i'd do!
them doggo frens are lucky - they the ones who get to walk
but people don't give us a chance - n then sometimes we balk
but if you're very patient, then we cat frens will comply
there's Lotsa things that we can do, if you just let us try!
so if we work together, it's a Win - nobody's loss
n fren, i think you learning now -
we Both know
who is Boss
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

8

He eated a bee


u/Yukarix

’"I've made a huge mistake."’


oh, hooman, can you halp me ?
cuz i made a huge mistake
a spicy fly flew in my mouth
n, oh, what pain it make!
it buzzed aroun my head a bit
i took alittle snap
nex thing i knew, i swallowed it
n now it hurts like crap...
my mouf is swol n stingy
n it makes me hafta pout :@(
now will it bite my butt hole
when i try 'n poop it out ?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

9

I guess I'm 80% floof.


u/killerbunnyfamily

i donno what you do to me -
is this what's called a 'baff' ?
i'm feelin kinda silly, see
n why you gotta laff?!
you sudzed me starting from my neck
n right down to my toes
i Hate the soap - it smells like Heck!
please Don't go near my nose!
at least when i am finished here
fren Please show off my floof
another picture should appear
so Reddit sees the Proof ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

10

Doggo who gives the highest of fives.


u/SScouterSS

’this is awesome..yes i gives you all the fives hooman’


you're my BES FREN - i love you So!
i RAISE MY PAWS to let you know 🐾🐾
then you receive my GOLDEN TOUCH
dear fren - am Loving you THIIIIIIISSS MUCH !!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

11

Begged my mom for a cat for years and this is what I get. 10/10


’He really is super soft!! It feel like what I thought clouds would feel like as a kid haha. I love him’


i am the cat
as soft as cloud
of floofy coat
am very proud ;)
sometimes i sit
n contemplate
if human knows
that i am great ?
how fortunate
that i am here -
they Begged for me
but is it clear?
that they were blessed
with majesty
when in their lives
i came to be . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

12

...but I feel warm and safe


u/BlondeAussieGirl1990

i am the kit - so squish am me
but i feel safe n warm
exactly where i wanna be
to doggo hug conform
he my Bes fren - he do PROTEC
nobody Touch me here!
he got me covered - love like Heck -
i have Nothing to fear !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

13

Your shoober pool ride is here


u/boomer_the_landcloud

hello, frens! we your drivers - wanna join us for a ride?!
this car is full of CLOUDBOYES, but there's Always room inside ;)
don't think we clouds are gloomy, cuz we Happy Sunny BOYES!
n traveling together, frens, is what we Most enjoys!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

14

Chilled out German Shepherd relaxing in the pool


u/RiCriostoir

i am the dog
so very chill
am by the pool
relax i will
with human friend
we contemplate
how life is good . . .
naw - life is Great!
i wish you All
the Bestess day -
may all your troubles
float
away

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

15

Hello! I’m here to make your Monday suck less.


u/justanordinarydad

hey, fren - you having crappy day
by somethin people do or say?
or maybe you've got work to do
that's really overwhelming you?
well, look at me - my doggo face ;@D
i'm Happy when i'm ANY place!
so wag your tail, hold your head high
n tell your sucky Monday - BYEEEE!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

16

We got a new loveseat. Now this is what I see every morning.


u/bearsandstairs

i am the cat, n this my seat
i like the way i spread my feet
n when i sits i have a knack
to spread my feet across the crack
my butt hangs down, my feet - above
i call this here my 'seat of love'
n on this couch i fit jes fine
i'm lovin it!
this seat is mine

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

17

The vet clinic I work at has 9 white Golden’s that live there; here’s 6 of them hard at work.


u/Dark_WebNinja

’... i see shredded paper and a guilty golden retriever there. My dad has a golden and i know that look...’


we are the dogs - am working hard
the paper bits we must discard!
we hired to be 'de paper shredder' -
No one else can do it better!
efficient all - we take our turn
then, one by one, them schmackos earn!
n in between, we break for nap
we WORKING BOYS - so Very hap!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

18

The shelter we got this lady at said no one had asked to see her the month she was there cause she's old. We didn't mind at all. Meet the grandma to our grandpa dog, Nora


u/Belliundionos

'we're here to see the puppies' i would hear the humans say
n no one came to even take a look, day after day
i waited n i hoped, someday, someone would change their mind
n that they'd see that I was just the one they hoped they'd find
n when you came n rescued me, my whole life turned around
we both knew it was meant to be! n finally i found
a family - with another dog! you gave us Both new starts
now we'll grow old together, as we heal each other's hearts

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

19

My 15 year-old little buddy - deaf, mostly blind, and as handsome as ever


u/Udonious

i can't hear, can barely see
but i know when you're next to me
you're the only thing i need
to take me out, n daily feed
but most of all, fren - i can't live
without the constant love you give
no matter dark, no need for sound
my heart - it knows
when you're around

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

20

My great grandmother and I shared our birthday. This was taken on her 100th and my 19th


u/eucatastrophe98

when i am old, will you still want to look into my eyes?
will you even care if i'm around, and realize
that you were once the brightest light that shined, so long ago
you came into my life, my child - but will you ever know
how every day that passes i still end it with a prayer
thankful for my family, and hoping they all share
the feeling that it means to have your loved ones keep in touch
you may know that i love you, but -
you'll Never know
how much

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

21

What the f-


u/SuicidalChad

’[deleted]’


i wonder what he's got in there,
i think he's sound asleep -
so i don't think that he will care
if i don't make a peep
so quietly, i'm sneaking up
i'll check his butt, a bit . . .
i know that he's a bull - dog pup,
but
does he poop
bull - shit ?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

22

Jackie Chan and his dogs JJ and Jones


u/pm_me_to_tap_dat

we lucky dogs, we Happy bros!
n this our Favrit man -
he famous! Yes, the whole world knows
his name is Jackie Chan!
he Very good at breaking things
n likes to win the fight
but to us dogs, it's love he brings -
makes Everything all right
from bad guys, he does Great escapes
n shows that Good's worthwhile
not all heroes wear de capes -
Our hero wears a smile :)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

23

rare pupper doing a smile


u/Snakebearmud

i am the dog n this my girl
she my Favrit in the worl
n when she hug me on my neck
i know i loves this girl like heck
please hold me, fren, a longer while -
when you're with me
it make me smile ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

24

I can't wait for election season, so I can see the new signs.


u/cyborgcod

i am the dog - just watch me run
this race is gonna be such Fun!
am taking on the competition
i'm 'anti-Vacs' - that's my petition
(not the shots - the ones that SUCK...)
just Vote for Me, n you're in luck!
so if you want GOOD BOY protection
Join My Pack on this election!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

25

My Doggo waits at the window for me


u/DoggoGoneWrong

i am the dog - am watching here
til you come back n reappear!
is getting hard to see, each minute
thru the window - as i'm in it
nose pressed hard - anticipating
as longer here, i tire, awaiting
am have to lick the glass of fog
cuz all i see
is breath
of dog
:8(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

26

Seriously one of the best photos ever... Farm dogs leading their cattle out of the flood in Florida and to safety. All of these animals got out of the flood safe. Here's to some courageous K9 heroes.


u/OpenElevator5

’Something about a dog swimming just warms the heart.’


we are the dogs who led the herd
to higher ground - On n Upward !
we swam, so brave - thru waters deep
our cattle frens we safely keep
from drowning, n a fate so grim !
'Come Follow Us, frens - Think or Thwim'!
not all heroes wear de cape -
we dogs wear Smiles - help frens escape!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

27

There was an announcement that there were antidepressants in one of our offices... I was not dissapointed


u/mistressfarquaad

’I will name you Zoloft, the Magnificent.’


hey fren, you need to pop some pills?
somethin chase away your ills?
well wait - why dontchu check me out -
i'll help you deal with your self-doubt!
cuz i'm a pup - no judgement, me
no criticism do i see
i'm your Bestess meds by far -
i love you
Just the way you are

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

28

He may not be a people dog, a dog dog, a dog park dog, but damnit he is my dog and I am his person.


u/spechelleedition

’This is Cooper AKA The Coop AKA Big Coop AKA Cooper Scooper AKA Cooper Town AKA my Best Friend. He is a Chow/Shepherd mix and was adopted at an estimated age of 4.  Wish I knew his story before then but happy to be part of the rest of it. If you can’t tell by his nicknames, he runs my life and I don’t care.’


i'm Cooper the dog, n what you say is true -
i don't need attention like other dogs do
no interest in strangers, or parks to run thru
there's nothing i need in this world,
friend,
but
You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

29

Some think she’s ugly, but I think she’s just special.


u/neeeenbean

i am the dog, so good n pure
if you are sad, i am the cure
it's beauty in your soul i see
no critical or judgement, me
for 'looks' to me are meaningless
i have no sense of 'ugliness'
be no ashame - no face should hide
it's only Love i see inside
if you love me, the way i am
i love You
even More
my 'fam'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

30

My husband was downstairs making tacos. He sent our dog upstairs to let me know they're ready.


u/Squirrel1985

’Haha! We gave her a little leftover chicken instead.’


hey mom, i get a message here for you - it's from the dad!
he said if i would bring it to you, it would make you glad
i canno read, but dad is workin hard to make some eats
you think that since i brought this here, that i could get some treats?
it doesn't matter what it is, but tacos aren't my fave
they kinda burn my butthole - any chicken did you save?!
cuz chicken is my Favrit, but i guess tacos will do....
but be prepared - cuz i know late at night
i'll Hafta poo....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

31

He looks so proud in his little bow tie. Hi world, my name is Spike.


u/Daisy1211

’When it comes to a little pup that cute I’m happy to lend a hand’


i am the pup, so smolamme,
i sit upon your hand
am Very proud, n so happy!
but i don understand . . .
the Other hand is reaching out
for what? i donnot know
am fine, right here - i have no doubt
n please don touch my Bow!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

32

When I asked mt mom how my cat was doing at her house, she sent me this.


u/Pike_Gordon

’"Tell her I can't come to the phone."’


yeah, i am here - so whad'ya want?
you did not say goodbye...
not that it even matters, but
no, i will Not say 'hi'
n don't think i will 'greet' you
when you walk in thru the door
i'm cat - i gots the things i need . . .
n grandma feeds me more....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

33

Shadow is proof that one persons unwanted dog, is another’s “Good girl!”. [OC]


u/freespiritedshadow

i was alone - unwanted, til you came n rescued me
we left the sad behind us, n you set my spirit free!
i wanna be your Shadow now, in everything you do
i love this place we're sharing, friend -
this world of me n you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

34

Hank likes to steal stuff from the neighbor's house and bring it home


u/aminemaghraoui

’Steal is such a strong word. I like to think he liberates stuff and then brings it to a safe place.’


hey, mom - look here! i rescued this,
i thought you'd like to see!
it looked like it could use a home -
hey, aren't you proud of me?!
i thought it would be safe here,
with the other stuff, ya know?
(...but maybe i will kill it
when i'm tired of it, tho.....)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

35

My new morning routine. Updated using speed lacing method.


u/760cooper

we are the kits - we Helping you
we love it, lacing up the shoe!
you put your foot up higher now -
i got it, fren - i'll show you how!
woah, Woah - slow Down! too fast the fun
aw, c'mon, why you gotta run ?
i try n grab the lace once more,
cuz when you're done
you're
out
the
door
:(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

36

no veggies Karen


u/icant-chooseone

i am the dog who loves the cheese
but i Don't want no broccolis!
gimme cheddar, muenster, blue,
provolone - it All will do!
NO VEGGIES - Not a Single One!
i am a DOG -
am Not a bun!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

37

He’s not the kitty Gotham needs, but the one they deserve.


u/dyzzylyzzy

i am the cat, here in the light
sometimes i jes come out at night
amusing you? you call me 'bat' ?
well, you should know that I AM CAT
cuz not all heroes wear the cape
n now i plan my great escape
i'll disappear - where? you won't know
as to the CAT-CAVE i will go . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

38

AM i pretty ?


u/otmant642

’Hey! Thank you for the love <3 but please don't claim to be the owner of this cat - as he is mine! Bastion is a HE, and he lost his eye due to glaucoma at about 4 months old. He had to have it removed because it was blind and was causing him pain. But don't worry, Bastion is a very healthy and happy cat! He loves attention, snuggles, knocking over open bottles of water & stealing me and my fiance's food. ​ His instagram is @Bastion.the.cat - you can find more pictures of him there. Thanks for the love & appreciation, everyone!’


i'm Bastion the cat, frens, n This is my girl -
there's No one replacing her in my whole worl!
she's taking good care of me, my days are good
she's loving n treating me just like she should
she always looks out for me - takes Extra care
to make sure my cat world is safe - Everywhere!
it only takes one eye to see she is true ❤️
thank you, catsdotcom -
my fren
i Love you!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

39

will u stay home and snuggle with me?


u/brokewithabachelors

will you stay home n snuggle me?
i really wish you would
cuz right here's where i wanna be
n it would be so good
if you could have a Stay Home day -
it would be Such a Thrill!
we'd snuggle All the day away
please
tell me that you will?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

40

Came home to this. Pen is supposed to be on the other side of the house...


u/JA-darkside

oh, Hi, you're Home! hey look at this -
i thought i'd rearrange...
my pen is Better over here -
i kinda like the change
you left me on the other side
i couldn't see so well
i thought i would Surprise you!
did you notice ?
...... can you tell ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

41

My oil painting of a happy Labrador on a Starry Night


u/sagittariusgallery

Starry, starry night
paint your doggo blue and gray
looking on a summer's day
with eyes that know the darkness in your soul....
[credit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk)
(i love your style!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

42

Looks like someone got a little frightened of the moving carpets


u/to_the_tenth_power

’Good human saving his doggo’s paws and claws from an accident. Smart doggo was rightly anxious.’


i am the dog
so nervous me
dear human can
you carry me?
i donno like
the way this work -
it make me feel
like such a jerk
the floor - it move
but i am still!
it gonna hurt
my paws, it will :@(
so pick me up
in your strong arms
PROTEC me, fren
from All that harms

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

43

Alapacas' curiosity is piqued when they are visited by a hedgehog


u/lnfinity

hi, little fren! how do you do?
we here alpacas - what're you?
we see no legs, n where's your neck?
How do you move ? Woah - What the HECK?!
them things are Sharp there on your back!
do you PROTEC ?
or do ATTAC ? ?
i guess we gonna never know
sorry, 'fren' - you gotta go
you kinda sad . . . no tail to wag
(....but if you want.... alpacabag;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

44

Dis my pupper grace she is a bit shy tho


u/fatcorruptmonkey589

am pupper, grace
so loved am i
sometimes i am
alittle shy
my human comforts -
gives me rest
my loving eyes
show they're the best
is all i need -
their gentle touch
i thank you, fren
so very much

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

45

My dog hides his paws during playtime


i am the dog
am play inside
n when i do
my paws i hide
i curl them up
right under me
am do the sneak
so no one see...
but if my ball
you maybe throw
my paws come out
n Off i go!
i'll chase it down!
return to fren -
n then i'll hide
my paws
again

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

46

Looks like someone is afraid of the moving carpets


u/kbssita

i am the dog
so nervous me
dear human can
you carry me?
i donno like
the way this work -
it make my legs
n body jerk
the floor - it move
but i am still!
it gonna hurt
my paws, it will :@(
so pick me up
in your strong arms
PROTEC me, fren
from All that harms

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

47

When the snow is too thick but you love it


u/GallowBoob

i am the dog
who loves the snow
when it is deep
outside i go
am camouflage
so very white
n so i
disappear
from sight
i trudge right thru
n do the plow
. . . . . uh oh
 
. . . . . . heck
 
icantbreathenow.......

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

48

I work from home full time and my dog is my co-worker. She fits in a basket on my desk.


u/cubanita

i am the dog - so lucky me
am working by your side
i take my job responsibly
my love i canno hide
n as you do your daily biz
i'm 'working' here for free
my only form of payment is
the Love you give to me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

49

I adopted Putter a little over a week ago! He’s so gentle and calm, but he’s starting to come out of his shell a little bit! This is the first time he’s ever played while we have had him!


u/bwood_22

i'm Putter the dog n am learning to 'play'
this here my new home, n i sure wanna stay!
am trying my hardest to always be good
i'm gentle n calm, try 'n do what i should
so this my new mom, n she teaching me Fun!
i all ready know she's my favorite one
cuz she brought me here, n gave me second chance
hey, momma - i'm ready -
i Love you!
let's Dance

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

50

This brewery kitty definitely isn’t lost.


u/laxzeryru2

I AM NOT LOST
HECK OFF, my friend
there is no cost
that human's spend
there's no 'REWARD'
for my return -
no looking toward
the money earn
cuz it's not there!
no benefit
if i'm not there
who gives a sh!t ?
so don't you dare
drop me at pound
cuz No one Care -
i won't
be
found!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

51

We welcomed our first born 5 days ago. Our dog Lucy has been on watch ever since. He cried slightly this am and she immediately went to make sure everything was OK & stayed until he fell back asleep. Love them both!


u/dcoughl02

am golden girl -
PROTEC this child
watching him
asleep, so mild
wrapped in gold
he looks so fine
i dream that he's
a pup of mine
dear babe, together
we will grow
i'll be your friend,
you'll be my bro
someday you'll know
right from the start
i loved you, bro
with All my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

52

Sunny came to my shelter after being hit by a car. He's paralyzed from the waist down, in a wheel chair and incontinent but loves life (especially head scratches). Today, he is officially my foster fail.


u/spicy_nips

i'm Sunny the cat, n how lucky am me
with someone who loves me the way that i be
struck down in the prime of my life - thought was done
yet thankfully rescued by loving someone
they knew i was special, could see from the start
i am a Good cat, with a true loving heart
cuz life is too short to be lonely, by far -
find someone
who loves you
the way that you are

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

53

This is my cat Jack. He begs my dog, Cali to do this everyday.


u/crystalek412

’The cats eyes are crazy. And then the dogs look at the very end is comical.’


'oh Cali i love you! your nibbles so sweet!
you making me tingle from head to my feet!!
please don't ever stop, fren - oh Yes, YES That's IT!'
..... i am the dog - you seein' this sh!t?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

54

On the train to Manchester


u/LaylaMil

i am the pup -
adventure, me!
to come along
am so happy!
anticipate
as day approach
oh, looka Me -
am ride in Coach!
a dream come true,
am with my boy -
the one who brings
me Mostess joy!
such happiness
the travel bring -
n i aint gonna
miss a thing!
then, suddenly
the trip is done . . .
. . . hey wait! -
i slept thru all the fun??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

55

Good ball boys!!


u/sveenton

i am the dog - so happy me!
(i think i'm even on tv!)
these guys keep hitting balls around
i run n get them as they're found
n then they want em back again -
Ok, alright - i'm coming, fren
but let's play by the rules I know
it's played like this: no take, jes throw . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

56

Ella just left her puppy raiser's home to live with me for advanced service dog training. Something tells me she's going to enjoy the learning process!


u/JaylieJoy

i'm Ella the dog, as a pup i was raised
with love in abundance! i always got praised
but now i've moved on - there is so much to learn
am training for 'service' - rewards i will earn!
am bringing the things that my fren asks me for
the tv remote, if he needs it, n more!
a true 'dog with job' i hope, someday, to be
somebody, Somewhere, out there
waits for me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

57

smol kiss and hug


u/icant-chooseone

i am the pup - i loves this girl
she my Favrit in the worl ❤️
she cradle me upon her lap
her kisses make me oh, so hap!
n as i grow more big each day
always by her side i'll stay
if i'm too big for lap, you'll see -
I'll cradle Her - she'll sit on Me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

58

Off to Heaven ❤️ Made it to 17! Taught my family so much: the miracles and effectiveness of modern medicine, how to fight a coyote, how to persevere, how to love so much it hurts, how to be a boss and how to relax and take a nap. I’ll see you in the next chapter.


dear friend, i lived so very long, n taught you all i could
of Everything that matters! all i tried to do was good
in dealing everyday with all that life throws in your face
it's hard to be a little dog - the world's a scary place!
but living with a family like you, i was so blessed
we took care of each other, fren, n now i am at rest
there's times you have to fight it out, or times you let it ride
so hang in there!
n know i'll see you
on the other side

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

59

This is Tam-Tam. I met him in Kyoto. Some of you saw him yesterday and enjoyed his smile...so here’s a closeup!


u/Chay16th

’Bunny hat and loaf position? I can barely contain myself!’


i am the kit
my hat is pink
it make me look
like bun, i think
am make you hap
forget your sorrow -
hare today
n ~~gone~~ kit
tomorrow
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

60

Cute little things


u/anisdeadasf

’Hello. May be a doggo. But has amazing hat! He may be smol He may be slow. But hes my frien So I take him for a ride To see all that is low and high! And schnoodle doodle is way better at this than me.’


i am the dog
n this my fren
he climb up on
my head, n then
i learn from him -
tho very smol
he have the Best
advice of all:
'take time, my fren
set your own pace -
slow n steady
Wins the race!'
edit - thanks for the inspiration, u/PlatypuSofDooM42 ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

61

Making Bubbles


u/ImaAnimal

’“Am I doing it right? I wanna be just like you!”’


i wanna do the things you do -
i wanna try 'n Be like you!
cuz everything you do is right -
i gonna try with all my might!
you put your mouth in water here
then magic bubbles all appear!
i'll try it now - alright - here goes!
aw, HECK! the water's up my nose :@(
thanks, u/pr0digalnun

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

62

Seeing my dog after being away for 7 months for the Army


u/NotGey

you're Back! my God, it's really you -
i missed you, man so much!
your face, your smell, the things you do,
especially your touch
cuz You're my Favrit friend of all
you make me cry like baby!
the next time, if the duty call
PLEASE -
say you'll stay home
...maybe ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

63

My brother was away for a month. His kitty missed him.


u/Bradenman2

i am the cat
this guy is fine
he loves me, yes, i know . . . . .
so
watchu looking at?
he's mine -
i'm never letting go

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

64

High-fiving the demon under my bed


u/fuegoares

there's a place i like to hide
that's only just for me
it's my favorite place inside
where no one else can see
it's underneath the human bed -
a place that's all my own
i'd rather sleep in there, alone
than up with you instead
All beneath the bed is mine!
no, you won't understand...
just leave me be, n i'll be fine
...all right
i'll tap your hand

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

65

6 years ago, the moment they chose each other.


u/KaleAndKittys

you wanna live together in this world? then come with me
there's so much i don't know about, n maybe you can be
the one that i can talk to, if i ever feel afraid . . .
6 years later: cat, my friend -
i'm awful glad you stayed ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

66

I know he might not be as cute as the huskies and corgis out there, but my old boy loves fresh snow and it makes me smile so I thought I'd share :)


u/PhirePhrey

’Hey, op, look at me. Now look at your dog. Now back to me. Now repeat what I'm gonna say and never forget: "your dog is hella cute, as cute as any huskies, or corgis, or any other dog out there" he is a good boi and I would kill and die for him, now look at your dog again and pet him for me, thank you.’


i may be no 'designer dog' or fancy pedigree
but i will be the GOODEST BOY that you will ever see!
no puffy fur or floofy bow will i wear in my hair,
but friend - i feel beautiful - as long as you are there
the brown spot on my backside, n my perky stand-up ears,
the way i love to roll outside in snow when it appears!
all these things are special, n the happiness i bring
i love You just the way you are - so please don't change a thing!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

67

Ever since my son was born, this cat thinks it's his duty to protect him


u/WorldsBestDadBod

i am the cat
am do PROTEC
this here My boy
i love like heck
i got a job
that must be done
am taking care
of Favrit son
am making sure
that no one touch -
this here my bro
i love so much!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

68

We rescued a Maltese from a puppy mill in Georgia that got busted with 700 dogs this weekend. After 3 hours of cutting matted hair and bathing, this was probably Luna’s first zoomies ever.


u/stufoonoob

’And it’s just the first day! She gets groomed tomorrow and we can’t wait to see how she will look when all her hair grows back.’


i am the pup - so Happy me!
i once was so neglected
you brought me here, where i can be
so Loved, n feel protected ❤️
i had a bath - (i was a Mess!)
n soon i get a 'groom'
am tingling with Happiness -
it makes me wanna zoom !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

69

At 34 years old I finally got my first puppy! Reddit, meet Hercules, my new best friend!


u/Morningxafter

’For those wondering, he’s a bit of a mutt. His mother is a American Staffordshire terrier, the dad is an unknown boonie dog (what we call the stray island mutts here in Guam). One more: https://i.imgur.com/OB3sK7F.jpg He was exhausted and a little nervous his first night with me, so he didn’t even want to explore or anything. He immediately plopped down on his new bed and was like, “So I sleep here then? Cool, good night.”’


i am the pup called Hercules
my fren, you make me very please!
you gave me Home - now all is right ❤️
'So i sleep here then?
Cool, good night...'
now as i lay me down to sleep,
am thankful that you gonna keep
me here with you - i'll bring you joy!
n try n be
your Bestess boy

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

70

My pup couldn't decide.


u/Derpherpderpdeederp

i am the pup
gots ball n stick
am do the fetch -
my special trick!
that's why am called
the 'gold retriever'
i bring you stuff -
make you believer
am learning how
retrieving go
but still stuck on
'No Take - Jes Throw'...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

71

UPDATE: Maia and Bear are still best buds


u/PapaHut

i am the dog
n this my fren -
look at us -
we back again!
my turtle fren
is growing well
he loves his life
inside his shell
tho not alike,
we Bestess bros
as on thru life
our friendship grows
n so, our 'race'
not finished yet -
our time, together
ne'er forget

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

72

This bird flew into my window and I took care of him for about 20 minutes until he felt well enough to fly away!


u/lindsaylovesays

’Haha! She actually was the one who found the bird, and instead of hurting him she came to alert me. She’s my sweet girl :)’


i am the dog
this birb was hurt
my human fren
i did ALERT
am thoughtful, me
to save a fren
n then he fly
away again
if it was me
i'd want help, too
cuz we All bros -
that's what we do
sometimes frens need
a little push -
bird fren in hand
worth two
in bush

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

73

The new game, Hungry Hungry Doggo!


’The true winner’


i am the dog -
might hafta cheat
n be a hog
the treats to eat
outnumbered, me -
my paws in play
them hippos three
all LOSE today!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

74

My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭


u/ihaveananecdote4u

’She’s my accountabilibuddy! If I don’t get up to work out, I hear her in there running her little heart out :)’


human, whatcha doin? cuz i wanna do it, too
you know my Favrit place to be is right here next to you ;)
you make your wheel go round n round - you call your thing a 'bike'
my wheel's alittle different, but that's ok - i like!
this special time that we both share, it always gives me feels
just you n me together, fren - we both jes spinnin wheels
i watching you, you watching me - our love n trust we earn
we doin life together
as
we make our wheels turn

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

75

I haven’t slept in 38 hours, but go ahead and make another cute video


u/gangbangkang

’An honest representation of Parenthood’


i am the cat
this here my kit
upon my head
she like to sit
i made this thing -
i love her so
but off my head
she has to go!
i canno think
she on my brain
my baby kit
give me meowgraine

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

76

I haven’t slept in 38 hours, but go ahead and make another cute video


u/gangbangkang

’I now a mom this is the troof my baby sits atop my floof and wen shi cries I will not stress becuz this kit is my own mess’


i am the kit
so verysmol
i love my momma
best of all
n when i lay
me down to sleep
n falling into
slumber deep
dont wanna be
in fancy bed -
i wanna stay
on momma's head

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

77

Two weeks ago we picked up Pixie from the SPCA, watch as she does her barrel roll.


u/ShaneJohnston

’thank you, she is very happy with us :D’


i am the dog
so happy me
Life is Good ;)
how it should be
these frens have made
my dog life whole!
am cool with that -
this how i roll

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

78

Milk drunk Pups! 🍼😂🍾


u/luyowo

we are the pups
asleep are we
so full of milk
our bellies be
on momma dear
we did the suck
n now we three
content as
. . . heck . . .
we happiest
of families -
thanks, momma, for
the mammaries

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

79

Dog: I just want to be your best friend forever... Duck: 😘❤


u/Pigoonlet

i am the dog
n this my duck
she bringing me
the Best of luck!
n when the world
is lonely place,
she comfort me
n kiss my face
don't know how, but
repay, i will!
i'm duck - just put
it on my bill...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

80

Woah, I totally didn’t see this coming at all


u/FairMarket2

i am the pup,
your Favrit boy
so very sneak
i bring the toy . . .
but then i drop
it on your head -
much rather play
with You instead!
you Bestess fren
i ever had -
No toy can be
as fun as Dad!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

81

Two tiny animals showing care for each other.


u/j_curic_5

am animal - so very smol, n this here my Best friend
i love him oh, so very much -
i lick him end to end!
n so, to prove the saying i will show just Isn't true:
you can lick your nose, n lick your frens,
n lick you fren's nose, too

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

82

Girlfriend went to the Humane Society to visit the dogs, they weren’t open yet and a couple was standing there waiting with this puppy to drop him off bc they didn’t have time for him and her heart just couldn’t take that so welcome to the family Ruger :)


u/SixtyNinedUrGrandma

i am the pup - was standing there,
my heart it race - so Very scare
did i do something oh so wrong?
you made me feel i no belong
but then this girl came walking up
n asked, 'hey, watcha doin, pup?'
i heard her laugh - i saw her smile,
n then, in just alittle while
she pick me up, she bring me here!
surround with Love - is very clear
that This is where i'm meant to be
with loving frens who rescued me!
n now i feel my life's begun -
am Pup
a Very
lucky
one

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

83

Came from a hoarder. Never saw the outside of a cage until I adopted him at 4 yrs old. I promised him never again.


u/krhfulcher

i am the pup, from hoarder came
my life will never be the same!
adopted by a loving fren -
he promised me 'Never again'!
my life, once lived inside a cage
with You, my fren, we've turned the page
for life's too short to live with hate
Thank you,my fren -
you've made
life great

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

84

My parents thought it was a terrible idea to adopt a dog in college, six years later and it remains the best decision I ever made. Happy adoption day Truman! You’re the best doggo!


u/dicesaresaurus

'the time is now'
your heart it said -
dear friend, i'm glad
you went ahead
n brought me home!
the time was good
i ended up
with who i should
cuz no one knows
how things work out
but in your heart
you had no doubt -
i was the one
who needed you!
n friend - turns out
You need Me,
too

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

85

I gave him his best friend five years ago. They have their own language and he makes her dinner every night. 🥰


u/cielitoysol

i am the dog, n this my friend
am loving every day we spend
together, just the two of us
no worries, never any fuss!
we share a language, just us two
we knowin' what the other do
he makes me dinner every night
we two Best friends
n All
is right

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

86

My Irish wolfhound, sitting on grandma’s lap. He has no idea how big he is.


u/sermeryntrantsuxdix

i am the dog n this my gram -
she love me just the way i am
n when i sit upon her lap
she make me feel so very hap!
she always has the time for me,
there's no where else i'd rather be
i love her, but i can't help thinking -
grandma, dear - why are you shrinking ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

87

My cat's face have a secret bunny and I don't know what to do with this information.


u/Mr_Pioupiou

i have a little secret that is really kinda funny -
i'm cat, but on my face you'll see the cutest little bunny!
he's always right here with me, watching everything i do
n every time i stare at you, my bunny's staring, too
we always are together now - it's really kinda fun!
i never feel lonely, cuz i always got my bun
i've gotten kinda used to him - we two are quite a pair
but evertime i'm shedding, i'm afraid i'll lose my
hare

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

88

IM NOT SEEING ANY FROG LOVE HERE


u/personwithchestpain

i am the frog
n i am fat :(
i know - there's no
denying that
no Prince Charming
do i hide
for i am FAT
n i am W I D E
[no sipping, me](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/90bu6w/heat_index_was_110_degrees_so_we_offered_him_a/)
from bottle cap
no dainty splash
will make me hap
for ima CHONK
n when I drop
i gonna make
a
MASSIVE
####PLOP
!
edit:##

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

89

A time lapse of a cat through the day.


u/GeorgiaMowll

’This is great, but that ending was brilliant!’


i am the cat
n here i lay
n here i be
n here i stay
n here i lie
n you can see
i am right here . . .
####YOU WATCHING ME??!?!
 
edit:catmoves

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

90

I tried to take a picture of him by the flowers and he gave me this face.


u/hlaiie

i am the dog here for a pic
them flowers make me feel sick
i donno like the way they smell
no happy face, fren - can you tell?!
am sitting here, but very cautious
flowers make me feel nauseous
n somethin else that bothers me -
i'm pretty sure i heard a bee . . .
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

91

Collect brushed fur of your pets into a bag and put it into a bird feeder. The birds will take away this fur for their nests and chicks! Turning dog shedding into bird nests (Credit: Huskymika)


u/GallowBoob

’That's an awesome idea. I wonder if itll work with my wifes hair from the shower drain.’


we are the pets
this here our fur
not what we are
but what we were
this here is what
we pets have shed
it's for birb frens
to make a bed!
take what you need
n leave the rest
so other frens
can build a nest!
(dog here, frens - i donno if
you gonna like that cat hair whiff...)
(i am the cat - don't be a fool!
beware - that dog fur stinks like drool ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

92

Dog in Fog, Co.Galway Ireland.


u/BordNaMonaLisa

majestic me, i am the dog
so silently i watch the fog
just one thing here i need to do
to find out if it's Really true
n so i wait, n barely move
if this is so, i want to prove
my mission here will be complete:
does fog come in on little cat feet ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

93

My cat Orson has come to live with me in the nursing home I’m currently in for respite. He’s made himself right at home and staff and residents love him as much as I do.


u/chroniccomplexcase

’He loves these bed rails compared to mine as these are padded and make like a little hammock for him to lie into. I might have to try and pack them in my case when I go home!’


i am the cat -
this bed will do
as long as i
am next to you
it isn't 'home'
when you're not there,
so i came here
cuz Anywhere
that You are, fren
i wanna be ❤️
there's no one else
who cares for me
the way you do:
just love - no fuss
(...these bedrails coming Home with us!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

94

I can hear his tail wagging.


u/kevinowdziej

’Good traveler doggo’


i am the dog
so happy me
cuz with you's where
i wanna be!
if in a car
or on a train
or even if
you're on a plane
just pack me up
n carry on!
cuz friend - with You
where i belong
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

95

At my local animal shelter, this little guy was not leaving his safe space


u/NicholeWa

’A soot sprite! Boxes are like pacifiers for cats.’


this here my box - so safe am i
it comfort n it pacify
no other place i wanna be,
this box the purrfect space for me
so if you wanna take me home,
n give me brand new place to roam
just understand the way i feel:
the box comes, too -
we 'package deal'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

96

There's thunder so the 100 lbs. hound has taken residence under my desk for the foreseeable future :(


u/a-a-anonymous

’He's better now, snuggled with his blanket in his desk fort till the storm passes. I can't get him to eat when he's scared like this, I've tried lunch meat and whatnot to tease him into a certain area and he's not interested :(’


i am the dog who Hates the BOOM !
am waiting til it pass
i gotta find a little room
(i might be up ur @ss...)
cuz nothing makes me quite as scare
anticipating THUNDER!
i need to find a space somewhere
that i can crawl in under
n bring my blanket, just in case
i gonna stay all night
sometimes i need to hide my face
if i am very fright
ok, i'm set - i'm in my fort
i think now that will do...
i'll try n be a real good sport!
.....you're Staying here, aren't you??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

97

Growing old together!


u/hootersbutwithcats

’I love them’


there's nothing more i wanna do
my friend, than growing old with you
together we were both young pups,
just look at us - now we're Grown ups!
the time's gone by so very fast,
i knew our love would always last
but one thing's true - we cannot hide:
we're Both still just
young pups
inside

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

98

That awkward moment when you wake up first from the cuddle sesh


u/whitisthat

’The face of “I didn’t agree to this.”’


. . . oh no
am stuck
i canno move
WTF
he tryin' to prove?
i was alone, n fell asleep
so then this guy think he can creep
right up on me? n rest his head?!
am CAT, you fool - am Not a BED!
his arms are tight n very strong
everything just feels so wrong :(
n God his head is BIG, not small
it feels like a bowling ball
is on my back - it crush my spine
my paws are numb - can't feel mine
sensation lost - am realize
for rest of life
am
paralyze

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

99

How chocolate labs are made


u/JoeyBGood

am dog in mud
i turning brown
the pug's my bud
he thinks me clown
this is so fun!
is what mud's for
but i'm not done -
i want
s'more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

100

7 years ago today I adopted this chihuahua - Corgi mix that was $16 because no one else wanted him. He’s old and grey now but still my best decision ever.


u/SkincareandExcel

i'm Simon the dog - did i thank you today?
for changing my life in a very good way
i thought it was over, as i waited there,
i guess i was older, n no one could care
they all wanted 'young pups', n i wasn't one
but you brought me home - we've had nothing but fun!
now we've grown together, not in an old way -
your love makes me feel like i'm young
Everyday

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

101

they always ask "who's the good boy" not "how's the good boy"


u/kartrashyan

’Why is the good boy?’


i am the dog, n woe is me
cuz no one asking 'how you be' ?
is Ver hard Always to be good
n do the things a doggo should
n speshly since am GOLDEN BOY
they think i Always spreading joy
(sometimes i Likes to eat the poo
but i Know I am not s'pose to...)
n so i sit n contemplate -
my life Is good, but is it GREAT ?
no think too hard,
it hurts my head
i'd rather think bout treats instead . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

102

My cat tends to take playtime a little more seriously than you'd expect


u/old_gold_mountain

i am the cat
can LEAPsohigh!
so easy me
to touch the sky
no matter what
how high i go
i come back down
because i know
that You are here
that's why i stay
don't ever want
away
fly
to

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

103

I take photos of the adoptable cats for my local shelter’s fb page. This is Eclair. She was adopted the day after we posted this photo of her.


u/corndogmarcy

sigh...
i am the cat - am do the pose
is worth a try . . . all right, here goes
they hope somebody sees my pic
n then they'll come adopt me quick
today they make me look like treat
am posing with the donuts, sweet
that's why they say my name's Eclair
they give me treats, but i don care
don't even want the snacks they give -
am dreaming of a Home to live . . .
...whats that? somebody took a look ?!
the phone is ringing Off the HOOK?!!
it worked! i'm going HOME with you!!
(n these eclairs are coming, too ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

104

A lot of people were laughing at him for being wheeled around in a wagon. I felt like I needed to defend his honour.


u/iamkokonutz

i am the dog - no lazy, me
on Friday having surgery
so please no laugh, n no trash talkin
believe me - i wish i was walkin!
humans taking care of me
they promise they will fix my knee
no baby me, they treat me same
(...but i Won't wear that cone of shame!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

105

When I was a kid I was really embarrassed by my lazy eye, now I’m happy to point it out to the internet because the kitten I adopted has the same problem.


u/SpikeyHairedOrphan

’r/cuteguyswithcats’


i am the cat
n this my guy
he says he has
a lazy eye
n then he says
is just like mine
but sorry, fren
my eye is fine!
as long as i
can look at you
my eyes do what
they s'pose to do
cuz i am yours
n you are mine
n fren, to me
you look
Just fine
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

106

This human is comfy


u/Billygin

this human is comfy - i'm staying right here
when she's holding me i have nothing to fear
for i am a kitten - am still very smol
i love being held
in her arms
best of all

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

107

When you just get done playing in the freshly cut grass.


u/hootersbutwithcats

i am the dog
am did the run
the grass was freshly mown
i chased my ball
had Lots of fun!
but only if i'd known
that grass - it stain
my fur is white
now paws are green, you see
please human, Help!!
this Not all right -
come Get your LAWN OFF ME!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

108

My gf's untrusting pup watching me poo.


u/think_you_know

’Dogs watch you poo to protect you, so no one attacks in the vulnerable position’


i am the dog
i do PROTEC
but hooman,
fren -
you Stink like HECK !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

109

When I posted on r/aww she wasn’t appreciated so here she is for you guys, my 20 year old cat that is older than me!


u/clumsyreader123

’I love her. Gentle, elderly, wise loaf.’


love me gentle, love me wise
you've grown up before my eyes
the reason i've been here so long -
i need to make sure you are strong
the world is tough, but you'll be fine
i've raised you like you're one of mine
n as thru life you travel on
remember me
when i am gone
i've loved you, boy
right from the start
forever
i'll be in
your
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

110

About a month ago, I posted the top pic about Shemp who has been gone 11 years now. My gf just gave me this painting she had made. I’m going to make her my wife.


u/rynoman1110

dear friend i stayed beside you for as long as i could live
i gave you every ounce of love - as much as i could give
i know you won't forget! you made that promise long ago
if there's one thing that i could say, friend, i want you to know -
we pets can't stay forever, but as long as we are there
we make a bond with humans, few can find or ever share
so as you travel on thru life, my hope for you will be:
find someone who loves you,
if you can,
as much as me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

111

“Hey, hey, hey, wake up! Look, it’s you!”


u/Barrelinator

sweet little babe, you'll never know how much i love you, dear
i love it when you read to me, cuz everything i hear
it sounds like love, no matter what the baby words you say
i am the dog -
i understand what Love is,
anyway

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

112

She's old (~22yrs!) but she still loves going bye-bye and sitting in the front seat!


u/TheWorldsNipplehood

who counts the years when they have gone?
just love them while they're here
n cherish them with each new dawn
they only want you near!
our pets - they want to stay as long
as they can, by our side
but some are weak, n some are strong
it cannot be denied
n suddenly, some have to leave,
we're sad, cuz we're not ready
our hearts are broken as we grieve -
but life goes on,
stay steady
n know they left a memory there
that stays with you forever -
their way to show how Much they care!
n you'll forget them
never

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

113

My sister adopted a blind cat and he is the sweetest cat I've met!


u/simbacatt

i am the cat
n what i see -
no matter what,
how dark it be,
is brightness
coming from you there,
you light my life
n show you care
a shining star
from up above
i look at you
n i see
love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

114

My boy loves his new coat


u/hoopheid

’All he needs is a mask and he'll be ready to take down gotham city.’


i am the dog - this coat is mine
it make me look so very fine
the park it is my great escape -
but not all heros wear the cape...
for i am Hero Dog to friend
the 'caped crusader' part ?
pretend
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

115

Just to make your day


u/deadmac73

’I think it's broken.’


did you know that you're special, friend ?
and no, i am not broken
i see the good inside you, and
some words need not be spoken
cuz i am what you need on days
when you think friends don't care
i'm cat, and Everything AMAZE
about you!
so i stare . . .
:)
edit:cat

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

116

MRW I'm playing with my rocks and I hear someone calling, but it's not for me


u/givowakise

’Love how he goes right back to playing like ahhh im fine doo🎶 dooh 🎶dooh🎶’


am otter fren
n here i lay
so hap on back
with rocks i play ;)
what's that - you called?
oh, no - not me
there's nowhere else
i otter be
cuz life is good
as it should be
am juggle rocks
here by the sea
edit: whyiotter....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

117

My sister adopted a blind cat and he is the sweetest cat I've met!


u/simbacatt

’We had to let our tuxedo boy go this week (12 and in rapidly failing health). This really touched me. Thank you’


don't be sad you let him go,
my friend - you did your best
you Loved him, n he had to know
you finally
gave him
rest

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

118

Decided to see how many cat toys we could add to her before she moved. She turned and smiled, then slept like this for a few hours


u/breakingcustoms

i am the cat n these my toys
such meowmories - so many joys ;)
i lay so still as hooman piles
each one on top - we sharing smiles
n as i lay me down to sleep
am dreaming of these toys i keep
when i wake up, after i've slept,
i'll hide them all,
like secrets kept

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

119

Henry Hissinger's first six months with us has been a blast. From a fussy baby to a spoiled young man.


u/bday74

i'm Henry the kit n it's been half a year
since we've been together - i'm so glad i'm here!
am growing n learning - each day i can tell
am training my hoomans
n they're doing well . . .
cuz each day that passes, my plans are succeeding
they do what i ask, n they get what i'm needing
as a Hissinger cat, i must be diplomatic -
don't want this new transfer of power traumatic
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

120

Adopt me! (We did)


u/FlingbatMagoo

i am the pup - i see you there
am hoping that you really care
enough to take me home with you
n i could have a famlee, too!
so if you find it in your heart
please take me home -
give me new start ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

121

Adopt me! (We did)


u/FlingbatMagoo

’Odd story — we actually met him in a restaurant parking lot in Maryland, while on a road trip. He and his seven newborn siblings were on the back of a pickup truck, being transported by a volunteer from Louisiana to a shelter in New Jersey. We decided we had to have him, and got him from the shelter a couple days later. Grew up to be about 35 pounds. He’s a very good boy!’


i met you in a parking lot when i was just a pup
hanging with my litter mates, in back of a pickup
we both were weary travelers - the road we took was long
as you drove on you thought about me - knew it wasn't wrong
to take the path i followed, because in your heart you knew
the road that we were traveling
it lead Me here
to you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

122

Diesel is 11 years old and his back legs don't work, but he's happy as can be especially when he has his wheelies 💓


u/harmony_hall

i'm Diesel the dog - what a good boy am i
am wearin' my wheels cuz they make me so fly!
the other dogs jealous - they want them, no doubt -
'Hey Diesel, you're rad, boy! Can we try them out' ?!
but i know i'm special, they're fitted for me
so i have to tell them, polite as can be -
'Sorry, my frens - but these are My wheels'!
(...then i leave some rubber, as my tire squeals ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

123

This is Buddy. He’s almost 15 and has decided he’s been around long enough to make his own rules. Still a big sweetheart though.


u/capnbarbossa87

i'm Buddy the dog, n i been here awhile
am thankful for that - always give you a smile
but now that i'm 15, n i'm gonna stay
it's time that i get to have some things my way....
these toys are my favrits, they laying about
if it's all right with you, can we Please leave them out?
it takes me some effort to pick what i want
if i see them All, then i don't have to hunt ;)
other than that, fren, i'll take what i get
life has been good here, i have no regret!
i might take more naps now, but please just stay near -
the Only thing i Really need
is You here

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

124

When you finally get some snow for your snow dog to enjoy


u/thestumpybrigade

so This is what snow is - my God, this is great!
i'm glad i could see it, before it's too late ;)
for i am a SNOW DOG, am bred for this stuff
n then when it happens, i can't get enough!!
the deeper the better - i'm gonna need room
in this snowy backyard, fren - cuz i wanna zoom !
some might think it's funny, or find it quite odd
but not Me! I'm dreaming of IDITAROD!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

125

Cat who got his nose stung by a bee


u/hu_is_me

i am the cat
so hurt am i
the bee i bat
as it buzzed by
then on my nose
i felt the Oww
that's how it goes -
this my life meoww

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

126

My puppy walks well enough but still has “puppy ADHD” wanting to chase birds or unfortunately attempt to “find” mom in cars that look similar. My older boyo has now taken it upon himself to keep him on the straight and narrow.


u/ChipperFloki

’Similar hair, clothing style, body build: he has to make sure it’s not her. Haha’


i think i see the mamma!!
no no, pup - that isn't her
it Is! she looked right at me!
pup - i'd Know it if it were....
Oh, Look! i see her over there -
she came to look for us!!
c'mon, i swear it isn't her -
now Please don't make a fuss...
am try so hard to find her,
how d'you know her from the rest...?
there's only one true momma, pup -
i know,
cuz she's the Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

127

When we bought our house the previous owner told us she used to sometimes look after the neighbours cat. This little guy still shows up at least once a week.


u/atomic_mermaid

hey, whatchu doin in there, human? you are not my fren
i used to come n visit, n i wanna say Hi again...
can you please go n find them n jes say i said Hello ?
i don't think they would leave me,
n not say goodbye,
you know...
but if it's all the same to you, i still like stopping by
i'm getting kinda used to you, n i like saying Hi ;)
so maybe you're my New friend, n there's nothing wrong with that....
( . . . n by the way, i wondered - you don't have an indoor cat ?)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

128

My sweet kitten Greyson the day I brought him home from the shelter ❤️


u/lilgoosegoose

’Cause he’s your Grey Son’


i am the kit who wants to be your very Favrit boy
am smol n gray, as you can see - i'll bring you so much joy !
you, friend, are the only one that makes me feel so calm
n if you wanna call me 'son'
then can you be
my mom ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

129

Stray cat in Strasbourg


u/HotDisplay

’This picture was taken in front on the Cathedral (which is out of frame, to the right). There's sometimes a famous cold gust of wind around the Cathedral, blowing on that square and in the surrounding streets. Legend has it that the devil once came, riding the wind, to admire one of the statues on which he was represented, but that he was trapped inside the holy building by the mass being celebrated at the same moment. Since then, his windy, ghostly horse keeps running circles around the Cathedral, waiting for its master to come back. ​’


i am the cat without a home
n so, at night, the streets i roam
so cautiously, approach the square
am watching for the horse that's there
so silently he gallops by
am hoping one day he will spy
a quiet friend, in shadows hiding
i dream - some day
i will be riding
i'll whisper - friend, i'm watching you....
take me along -
i'm lonely,
too

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

130

This is my cat, who likes to poke you when you're in the bath. She is slightly handicapped so can't bring us mice like the other cats, so instead brings us leaves and meows until we acknowledge them 🐾🐈


u/milliepow

’Leaves are much better to clean up than mice guts. She’s a beauty!’


i am the cat
who gives you leaf
no wanna bring
you any grief
no rodent things
do i like dead
n so i bring
you leaf, instead
hello - i must
be going now
i leave you with
a smolmeow;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

131

Pocket kitten


u/_NITRISS_

i am the kit
so smolamme
i fit inside
your pocket, see!
so cuz i am
so verysmol
n dont take up
much room at all
can i stay in
your pocket here ?
cuz fren i want
you Always near

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

132

A Nepali festival to thank dogs for their friendship and loyalty


u/kr1alpha

’Thank you doggos.’


we are the dogs in Nepali
the humans here, they worship we!
am wear the flowers round our neck
these frens are Great! Love us like HECK
we do the festive, it's our day
our loyalty n thanks repay
jes bein dogs - it's what we do
n Everyday
We thanking
You
!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

133

Ella got returned to the shelter for being “too playful.” A year later, she’s gotten my dad and I through depression and continues to make us laugh every day with her antics.


u/Octothorpe110

’Roundy coconut head, boogly eyes and silly pink nose <3’


i'm Ella the cat, fren, n what do you see -
my coconut head n my eyes boogly?!
the softest white fur, n my silly pink nose
my green eyes will follow wherEver you goes :)
some frens - they no like me, 'too playful' i be
well, that was Their loss - it's what brought you to me!
n now that i've lived with you here for awhile
i ain't goin Nowhere!
am makin you
SMILE
thanks to u/lonestargirl96 for the inspiration ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

134

My cittycat cleaning my lab


u/Yiixiie

you Stoopit dog - you such a mess!
hold still - am do the cleanliness
oh, looka you - you silly fool
n now i hafta lick your drool
n dontchu even Think of bite!
ears next - c'mon, am do it right
i'm the Only one who'll do
cuz no one else,
like Me,
loves you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

135

Rasmus will turn 14 in a month. He's had a basket all his life, but won't sleep anywhere but my bed.


u/AllanLionChild

i'm Rasmus the dog, have a basket for bed
but i've always chosen my human's instead
the basket is fine - i know that it's there,
but as for me sleeping there is no compare
when up on the bed with my human at night
we dreaming together, n everything's right
so as the night falls, n so sleepy i be
here next to my Best friend's
where i wanna be

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

136

This is how we’ve spent every morning since I brought her home from the humane society 6 months ago


u/shiny-browncoat

’Darnit human, did you wash again!? I need you to smell like me, let all those other cats know I adopted you!’


i am the cat
i had a dream
so strange, so sweet
so Real it seem
n in my dream
i found you, friend!
then i wake up
n dream is end....
but
then i find
you next to me -
it is No dream
so REAL you be!
my fren, you made
my dream come true -
am So glad i
adopted you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

137

After a year of mourning her last dog my mom finally got a 15 week old Newfoundland puppy.


u/notafed4real

’She’s already 38 pounds at 15 weeks. Gonna be huge.’


i am the pup
so fast am grow
but this my mom
n frens, i know
that she can handle
me jes fine
am Lucky pup -
so glad she's mine
cuz i am BIG
right from the start,
but Mom has even
BIGGER
HEART

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

138

Dog makes sure their friend comes out of a building being hit by an earthquake


u/Titinberner

’Come on we gotta get the fuck outta here!!’


i am the dog - chaotic day -
am people running Every way!
'C'mon! Let's GO!!' i hear them shout
next thing i know, we're running out
but as my worl begin to shake,
i stop - it seems there's some mistake -
wait - omg! my fren's not here!
no time to wait for him appear
i turn n hurry back inside
bork! BORK!! C'MON WITH ME!! i cried
now we both safe - i did PROTEC
he my Bes fren -
i love
like HECK

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

139

My mom got her dog a sweater, when I asked why it was pink she said “he’s very secure with his masculinity”


u/darthphallic

’[removed]’


i'm Louie the dog n how lucky am me
am now 'in the pink' n as good as can be!
am loved by this famlee like never before
got a hot heckin' sweater (the balls i adore!)
my teeth were a problem, so now they are gone
this famlee, for me goes above n beyon!
the color of clothes is no matter to me
(i'm color blind anyway, so i can't see ;)
edit:heckin;p

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

140

My mom got her dog a sweater, when I asked why it was pink she said “he’s very secure with his masculinity”


u/darthphallic

’So my mom doesn’t quite understand what reddit is, but she’s in love with your poem and now keeps calling him her little internet superstar’


hey, momma - did you see me? i'm a reddit superstar!!
they call me a 'rarepupper', n say 'Oh, how cute you are!'
they say i'm kinda derpy (ask the kids - they'll 'splain that, too...)
but momma, i want you to know
i owe it all
to you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

141

I had a Disney Princess moment today. I love watching birds in slow motion.


u/Charlotte_Chomley

i am the birb, so gently fly
n then a human hand i spy
is offering a bit of seed ?
perhaps this is a hand that feed ??
n so, perchance, i softly land
alas, to find an empty hand
was hoping for abit of luck
i look at them, like
WTF??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

142

A Meth Lab busted a Meth Lab and he’s pretty proud with his badge


u/EverythingTittysBoii

i am the dog who did the bust
them Borking-Bad guys - pay they must!
we caught them all, they been arrested
'course This will hafta be
lab - tested . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

143

Bedtime Zoomies


u/CraftyExtent

when is late n time for bed,
i rather run like this instead
am so wound up! i race around
is what i do when winding down
up on the bed is perfect room
for me engage into MAX ZOOM !
before i sleep, i race about -
I GOTTA GET THE ZOOMIES OUT!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

144

This is my calico, Sandy. She’s almost 13 years old, and she’s been with me since the day she was born. We’ve been inseparable from day one :)


u/theywakeup

’That sounds just like Sandy! She will yell relentlessly to get my attention and even grab my face with her paw and pull me toward her to get a kiss in.’


i am the cat, n you my guy
don't turn your back - don't even try
you know it's true, so donno mention
what i do to get attention!
i will yell n grab your face
n pull it toward me - Anyplace!
i no have time for playing coy -
i'm YOUR CAT - n YOU'RE MY BOY!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

145

Daddy cat checking on mommy cat.


u/sirmakoto

hey, fren - are you ok in there?
am such amaze to see
these tiny kits you giving care
contented as can be
you made these! n i'm proud of you
you keeping them so calm
i'll help you, if you want me to -
you being Bestess mom ❤️
we'll count their heads when they asleep
i'll curl up with you
together making memories deep
we count our blessings, too

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

146

Not the best pic but ily


u/DrunkOnSocks

’I don’t mean to alarm you but I’m pretty sure your dog is, in fact, a bear.’


i am the dog that looks like bear
am BIGGEST UNIT - some are scare
but inside i'm jes pup, you see
it matters not how BIG i be
am get BEAR HUG from loving girl -
she my Favrit in the worl ❤️
long as her arms fit round my neck,
i know this girl LOVES ME like HECK!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

147

My husband says I can’t adopt a cat. He didn’t say I couldn’t find a stray in our yard and lure it into the house with cheese.


u/makinpeoplebacon

’“Get over here, Pepperjackcheddarfetaroquefortbrieasiago!”’


i am the cat
so very please
my human lured
me in with cheese!
my life with her
would be so grate
if only dad
accepts his fate
the momma loves me
from the start -
but
i gotta melt
the daddy's heart . . . . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

148

Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I'm at work


u/kevinaud

’Thought its a video, but then I saw the time not moving haha’


we are the dogs -
we canno move
the camera set
on us to prove
our goings on
about the day -
we good as gold
n do no play
Always alert -
we do PROTEC!
we watch the door
n GUARD like HECK
n when you play
it back, You'll see
we GOODEST BOYES
as we can be !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

149

Today I lost the love of my life. Despite only meeting him 2.5 years ago, I loved Frank as fiercely as if I’d know him all 13 years of his life. I am already completely lost without him. Rest peacefully, you derpy sweet potato. September 22, 2005 - March 11, 2019.


u/frankenbeans78

’He just had a love for life like no other dog. Always happy, always willing to play, always excited when we went out regardless of where we were going. He would follow us anywhere. His love for life was often demonstrated by circles - running in tight ones on the rug, running in huge ones the expanse of the yard, or walking in tight ones before plopping into his bed, like a dog in a cartoon. Thank you for asking about him. He was perfect ♥️’


there's a reason dogs are meant to be with us for just awhile
the memories of time together always makes us smile
and tho it's hard to say goodbye (we wish they Never would)
your dog friend was a special gift, who stayed long as he could
and you, friend, gave to this dog nothing but the Best of years!
Frank Loved the life you gave him - filled with Happiness - no tears!
so remember all the good times that you shared right from the start
and know that he has left his tightest circles
'round your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

150

Bringing dog mommy a snack.


u/sirmakoto

hey, momma, how ya doin? thought you'd like to have a bone
i know it's hard to be with all them puppers on your own
i tiptoed in, to not disturb - looks like you're doin fine
still can't believe you made these things - n that they're yours n mine!
am proud to be the poppa, but for now them pups have needs
like getting what they hafta eat, n you're the one that feeds
when they get alittle bigger n can Play i'll be so glad!
i'll teach them ball n all the fun! i'll be the Bestess DAD !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

151

Dogs play dead to avoid getting into trouble


’We, we tried human..intruder..just..too..fast.’


we tried the best we could to fight it off - it was too hard!
whatEver did destruction musta ran off in the yard!!
we fought the goodest battle - now, as our breathing decreases
we dying,
know we Did our BEST -
that basket Rest In Pieces

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

152

From living in a carport covered in ticks, to now landing her dream job as a dog treat test taster. She’s living the doggo dream.


u/korimagnolia

’It is when your mom works for a treat company. She gets to try new products, and gets free treats .’


i am the dog - my job's the Best!
responsible for Treats to Test
my mom important CEO
n i am MVP DOGGO!
is tough, but Someone has to do
experiment the tasty chew
to check aroma, crunch n yum
(but Most will pass - end up in tum ;)
not picky me - i Loves my work
long as there's noms n beef to jerk!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

153

this dog has a digestive issue so his family made him a chair so that he can actually eat😢😍


u/Grizzy6

i am the dog n when i eat
am sitting in my special seat
i lift my paws n lower tray
for dinner time is where i stay
my humans serve me food they make
so i don't get a bellyache
(someday, maybe, if i'm able
i can join them at the table ?)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

154

Head scritches=Instant golden smiles


u/sammyr331

when is late n time for bed,
i love the way you scritch my head
your hand is coming from above,
i know am gonna get the love
the way your fingers do the scritches
eases me of all my itches!
starting from the top it goes
then down, around n under nose
n oh, the ears...n then the Neck -
am Loving all this scritch like HECK !
i kiss your fingers - thank you, fren
please - one more time - do scritch again ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

155

Annie is 15 next month, mostly blind, and a very Good Girl. She may not be able to see me clearly but she still greets me with an awoo-woo!


u/C-Tab

’Annie doesn't need vision because Goldens see with their hearts.’


i may not see the way you do, but i know you are there
surrounding me with comfort of your everloving care
your scent, your touch - i listen to the feelings you impart
you're everpresent in my mind - i see you with my heart
 
thanks to u/cautionjaniebites for the inspiration!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

156

He grew into his paws.


u/Theophorous

when i was young my paws were big, my ears were kinda long
i felt alittle dorky, but mom said 'there's nothing wrong...!
you'll grow into those feet n ears - just wait - you'll see, my son
you'll need those ears to listen well, n how those feet will run'!
n now my ears - they perk up high, as i don't miss a trick
my legs are long, my paws are fine, n i can sure run quick!
for i'm i BIG STRONG dog now, n my humans have assured
that i'm the GOODEST BOY of all -
I am LABRADORED !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

157

"Good doggo... You are my fren"


u/lnfinity

’Paging u/schnoodledoodledo’


/u/Poem_for_your_sprog is the genius behind r/ilikthebred ;)
my name is cow
n when it snows
my dog fren sits
n warms my toes
he GOODEST BOYE
i love like HECK!
am thanking him
i lick his neck

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

158

In case you needed this today.


u/TheLoremann

you wanna have a better day?
just let your troubles melt away!
you in too deep in all you do?
jes lift your head n plow right thru!
you can lick your worstest foes
just like this little puppy nose :@p
when trust is lack n 'frens' - fickle
who doesn't love a PUPSICLE ?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

159

broke up with my gf, still together with the love of my life.


u/Fotthewhuck

hey, buddy, i am with you here -
sometimes that's how life goes
no matter what your circumstance,
we're still the best of bros!
there's so much to experience -
adventure round the bend
n you can Always count on me
i'll be your Bestest friend!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

160

Hello friend!


u/sirmakoto

i saw you 'cross the busy square
no other dogs around
cars n people everywhere
but then - a friend i found
so cautiously approaching you
such beauty to behold
you, friend, made my wish come true -
i found my pot of gold

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

161

I volunteer at a local shelter, Reddit meet Inara! She is definitely the cutest kitten I have ever met


u/madoubles

’She is going to be magnificently floofy’


i am the kit, so verysmol
i barely have much floof at all
some day i dream that i will be
the Greatest Floof - magnif'centlee!
n all will come to see the proof
'Indeed - she have the POOFEST FLOOF'!!
but what am needing, most of all
a HOME -
one of my own to call

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

162

Old guy got adopted!


u/Tedrell

i am the pup -
so happy me!
i Never thought
this day i'd be-
Adopted! by
a family of
some frens to give
forever love
some like new pups,
some favor old -
one is silver
n the other
gold

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

163

Stinky P was quite proud that she won “Dog of the Month” at our apartment complex


u/I_dont_cuddle

i am the dog name Stinky P
am Dog of Month - so Happy, me!
jes look at all of this i won -
have snacks n toys - is so much Fun!
no fancy pedigree am i
but i'm a Champ - canno deny
am GOODEST GIRL that i can be -
my human fren So PROUD of me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

164

My friend works at the zoo and has befriended a tribe of otters, this is a daily ritual.


u/dapperiszapper

he's HERE!
He's BACK!
to PLAY!!
he Came
he Brought toDAY ?!
WhAT
i WondeR
edit.....formatting....igiveup
hE's HEre! He'S BaCK!
HE cAmE tO PLaY!
i WOndEr WhAT hE BroUGhT toDAY ?!
wE dOnNOt KnOW
WHat It cOUlD bE -
WhaTEvER Is -
We OtTeR SEE !!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

165

When the zoomies kick in ⚡⚡


u/CraftyExtent

i am the dog
the urge consumes -
am activated
to the zooms!
when trigger flips
inside my brain
the need to LAUNCH
canno restrain
n so to race
around once more
the zoomies are
what i live for!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

166

Dog Hilariously Botches Agility Course, Has the Time of His Life Doing It


u/BarryObrieni

’Apparently this is something of an annual tradition. The dog's name is Baron Kratu von Bearbum (simply Kratu to his friends) and while he might not follow the path as it was intended, no one can say he doesn't have a good time. ​ [2018 run](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XffsPEWPcM) [2019 run](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk)’


am Kratu the dog
such AGILITY me!
am ready for course
(just as much as can be...)
3 2 1 Go!
i am off on my 'run'
no care for perfection -
it's All about FUN
so here i go - LEAPing
across the first stick
i head for the tunnel -
am DONE with my trick ;@)
i hear the applause -
so much happiness, frens!
come see me next year
.....i Might try it
again

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

167

‘I smell, I smell a field of strawberries....oh bless. Thanks mum’


u/BlondeAussieGirl1990

’I love how s/he is still half asleep but still really wants that popsicle!’


i am the dog, asleep - am dream
of Favrit treat! the icycream
am smelling heavenly strawberry,
want it oh so much - so very !
when suddenly, to my surprise
the treat appear before my eyes!
the icy cold my nose it touch
am do the lick
so very much

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

168

Bed time... Good night!


u/LatinManiac

’We have a full grown English bulldog and let me tell you there would be friendly fire with that fan blowing right into your face.’


when is night n time for bed
this here the place i rest my head
between my human frens i sleep
am pray this precious place to keep
however - do no like the fan
direct it Off me, if you can
the air it blow - it donno please
i donno like -
it make me sneeze

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

169

He’s been through a lot and he is the sweetest kitty ever.


u/cakeless

’Paging u/SchnoodleDoodleDo If I've ever seen a kitty that needs a badass poem, this is it!’


if i could write a verse for him to have a happy end
something that could help him find that one 'forever friend'
sometimes the simple words you say can heal a broken heart
may someone love this gentle soul -
give him a brand new start

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

170

My cat hates stickers and labels on things and always tries (and usually succeeds) to tear them off


u/SmilingWhiteTeeth

’You might like r/thatpeelingfeeling then’


i am the cat who likes to peel
the stickers that i find
i love the way it makes me feel -
it focuses my mind
a challenge to remove the thing
that's stuck to this or that
such satisfaction it will bring -
REMOVAL by the Cat
so stick your stickers here n there
go on n make me scoff!
they will not last - no matter where -
i'm CAT - they're coming Off!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

171

We call this the “Outrage Box” because she gets in it when she is mad at us


u/fcbRNkat

i am the cat
n this my spot
for ANGRINESS -
i got a lot!
no placate me
with toys n such
am MAD as HELL -
have Anger much!
remove myself
from situation
need time out
for consternation
my OUTRAGE BOX
is special one
so HECK YOU ALL!!!!
. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . ok. . .
i'm done

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

172

This is Garnet. My wife found her for me for $5 at a shelter s few years ago. She hates my wife.


u/watertribeguy

i am the cat n this my life -
i love my guy but hate the wife
she couldn't spend no more on me
than lousy, cheap five dollar fee?!
well, Huh! i'm worth much More than that!
am Elegance! EXPENSIVE cat
i have beauty, i have grace
is Me who brings CLASS to this place!
'scuse me, ma'am, but take a hike
is Clearly ME your 'husband' like
you n Your cat can Go Away!
just leave us here!! thedogcanstay....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

173

Mom stop drawing and give pets.


u/grosstrashhag

’It’s funny because if you delve into Disney history, they spent a *ton* of time getting their princess and animal eyes juuuuust right. Throughout the early years they tried putting cute, animal like eyes on their princesses. Snow White had deer eyes and puppy eyes in early cuts of the film for example. This practice was dropped because it took some darker turns - deer eyes turned into cat eyes and then into lizard eyes as subsequent scenes were drawn. Somewhere buried in their vaults are rough versions of your favorite Disney princesses in their movies, slowly becoming frightening to look at as their eyes shift to those of some demonic lizard-hybrid. Animators were institutionalized after having unknowingly drawn such horrid things... they claimed that it was the princesses who told them to do it, glaring at them from their homes set into the world of the paper they were drawn on. Some versions were leaked into circulation so next time you pull out that old Disney vhs, don’t look Snow White in the eyes.’


when you look into their eyes, the truth will be revealed
look deeply, n you'll see it, friends - it cannot be concealed!
for what you thought was gentleness belies a mystic past
those Disney eyes - hypnotic - as their evil spells were cast!
they stare at you in colors, sparkle with amazing hues
browns and blacks and greens serene, and childlike water blues
but we've been duped for years now - not suspicious in the least
you thought you stared at Beauty
but, in fact
it was
a BEAST

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

174

Saw this pupper all tuckered out from doing his job at Grand Central Station in NYC


u/OnstagePlague08

i am the dog who loves his job
am helping guard the station
beside my human bravely watch
in busiest location!
long days are spent here, side by side
PROTEC the public, too
i know the city never sleeps
but fren,
sometimes
I do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

175

Made Ophelia a lil flower crown! She’s working it!


u/opheliaschnapps

’She is so gorgeous! Love the crown!’


i wear the crown of flowers that
my human made for me
it make me fairy princess cat,
for all the world to see
i am beauty, i am grace
my floof magnificent!
a wreath surround the sweetest face
am Cat - am Heaven scent

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

176

Happy St. Patrick's day from Murphy!♥️🐶


u/sammyr331

i'm Murphy the dog n am wearin the green
the GOODEST O'BOYE that you Ever have seen!
the Luck o' the Irish i gots on my mind -
the Best Gold at the end of the rainbow you'll find!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

177

Max worked as a drug sniffer dog before coming to my family. Then he served as head of security and employee wellbeing at the family business for 10 years. Here he is enjoying a heated pet bed and his own heater on a cold day last winter. RIP buddy ♥️


u/ClaraElizabethCohen

i'm Max the dog - my legacy
provided much security
sniffed the sniffs that weren't allowed
always made my family proud
retired in the best of care,
morale was high when I was there
to know i Always did my best
truly, now
in peace i rest

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

178

Cat discovering it has ears.


i am the cat - what's this i spy
another fren is passing by ?
i stop n stare - i see the ears
then, suddenly a face appears!
oh, Hi there, fren! am signal you
hey, Wait - you do the same thing, too!
this friend n me - we look the same -
am wondering....
is this a game ?!
...or
is it me?
...how Could it be?!
i must reflect on what I see . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

179

Results from my, "I'm just going to look", shelter trip. Redford hasn't left my shadow since we got home yesterday.


u/Kraaag

i saw you walk in thru the door
with that 'just looking' face
but right away i knew for sure
that i would leave that place
not often does someone walk in
that i'd choose for my own
together our new lives begin -
we'll Never be alone!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

180

Had to ask my human for help.!!


u/ShariLWilson

’My cat just waits for me to walk by and then jumps on me. I do believe that he laughs as he does it also.’


i am the cat
n, yeah, i'mstuck
I DONT NEED HELP!!
...but wtf?
jes walk by close -
i'll jump on head
ok, a pillow
works instead
fine, you lower
carefully
but on You's where
i wanna be
i Coulda done it
ALL myself !
i'm CAT - n You
my human shelf

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

181

Here's an update on Josie. We picked her up off the street 2 days ago but shes getting there :)


u/UnwashedTable

’Thank you :)’


i just want to thank you for what you did here
this poor dog was starving, abandoned, it's clear
thank goodness an angel like you came along
n rescued this baby - you'll help make her strong!
we can't understand why there's people out there
abandoning animals, like they don't care
but a good-hearted soul like yourself won't stop trying
to save a poor creature who's helplessly dying
thanks for your kindness! the caring you do
gives us hope for the animals - humanity, too!
may the good that you do for these four legged friends
come back to you Multiple times, in the end!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

182

5-year-old Shon dresses up to help street cats because "it makes him feel like a superhero for animals"


u/SummonerSpell

’Some heros wear capes’


we are the frens this boy PROTEC
we loves this little kid like HECK
capes - no, Not all heros wear
but This one does - we know he care!
Super/Bat Boy - we can tell
or else he wears the turtleshell
no matter what, attention's showered
for this boy - LOVE's his Super Power!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

183

Hamsters doing a snooze


u/cogainho

’They look like little puddles!’


these melting hams
leave me befuddled
they look like they
be hamsters puddled
i'm asking for
their frens n fams:
can someone please
help cure these hams?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

184

Elderly woman and old Aldabra giant tortoise have a special moment together.


u/NulloK

’As a future elderly woman, this makes me so happy.’


hello, my friend - i see you there,
i feel your gentle loving care
we share the wisdom of the years,
have lived thru many smiles n tears
we hear the children gaily play
they, like us, will learn some day
it matters not your time or place -
slow n steady
wins the race

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

185

Man and his dog save two stranded dogs from reservoir ice


u/Dlatrex

’Just imagine how happy and proud the dog of the man has to be, too see his owner care so much for other dogs and how he helps them in a otherwise deadly situation. He will probably go around telling all the dogs how cool his human is :D’


i am the dog n that's my man -
he's doin just the Best he can!
am very proud - such Hero he!
(no wears a cape, as you can see)
but he's My guy, n oh, So brave -
just look at these two frens he save!
we two a team - i followed him
i told my dog frens:
THINK
or Thwim !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

186

I've dreamed if owning a cat since childhood (dad has allergies). I fought tooth and nail to buy my own home (every rental I've lived in had no pet policies), and today I finally adopted my first furry friend, Storm.


u/letsmeetatthemoon

’Thank you very much! Thankful to have found her!’


they say when a storm front's moving in you must be on your guard
but, friend, this Storm that just moved in is cuz you've worked so hard
for years you couldn't have a pet - thru many rentals roamed
but now the storm clouds parted, cuz together
you're a home
congrats & good luck to you, OP!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

187

They were inseperable, my dog took care of my kitten as her own with her puppies, and then later helped take care of her kittens as well❤️


u/ericccccartman

when you were just a baby kit, i took you as my own
n with my puppy family you never were alone
n now that you're a mother, too, i wanna help again
forever growing family - forever, you're my fren

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

188

Service dog participated in the equivalent to SATs


u/CalmingDog

i am the dog
SUPPORT am me
calm the test
ANXIETY
the students come
n try their best
no worries, frens -
'this just a test'...
no danger here,
no 'mergency
do what you can
n you will see -
no matter score,
of You i'm PROUD!
there's just 1 rule:
NO CHEAT ALLOWED

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

189

Zoomies while playing with her favorite ball!


u/OliveBranchGames

i am the dog n this my yard
am grab the ball n run so hard!
my hooman knows - he has no doubt
i gotta get the zoomies out!
don't need no toss to chase the ball
cuz it's my favorite toy of all
in mouth is held, jes gimme room -
Life is GOOD when i can zoom!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

190

My husband and I were walking my sisters Australian Shepard and we noticed this little guy watching us (or most likely Linus) on our way back to drop him off. My sister later told us that they are buddies at the park and they play together.


u/gatica

’That was always me when I saw my friends walking over to my house’


hey, fren - i see you passing by -
you gonna stop n jes say 'Hi'?
or you got better place to go -
or are you mad ? please let me know
i thought I was your bff -
hey! can't you hear me ? ARE YOU DEAF?!
i see you pass with New frens there
please
glance my way
n show
you
care ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

191

read instructions before assembling your new pet


u/icant-chooseone

’Why is it so tempting to mess with a dog's lips?’


i am the dog - my mouth you touch
because you want to oh, so much!
cuz with this mouth i do express
emotion, me - much happiness
am do the bork, am do the lick
a happy pant, ready for trick :@p
n when asleep, so very sound
my human moves my lips around
n when i wake, a dream come true -
i'll lick my lips - they'll taste like You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

192

This happens every time I get audibly frustrated. He's a therapy dog at heart.


u/TheZenScientist

i am the dog - i feel your sad
my fren, i wanna make you glad
life - it can frustrate so much
but, sometimes, just a gentle touch
to let you know somebody care
my fren - for you i'm Always there
i'll place my head upon your knee
to let you know
i'm Here!
love,
me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

193

Big boi enjoying the treatment.


u/sirmakoto

’Biggest paws I’ve ever seen!!’


am BIGGEST BOYE
so nice n clean
have CHONKEST PAWS
you've Ever seen!
n now is time
hold very still
am get the trim
be GROOM i will !
the clip commence
on my back end
am trust the girl -
don't Snip me, friend!
when all is done
i can relax -
time to pay
the doggo tax !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

194

Smol floof


u/dampestowel

’#WHERE'S THE SOUND???’


i am smol floof
so tinyme
you wonder what
my voice would be
mus listen close
to hear me now -
...ready?
can you hear me meoow??

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

195

My dog Mac wearing a little life jacket


am Mac the dog
here on the boat
i wear the vest
so i can float
when with the fam
it bring me joy -
they tell me i'm
the GOODEST BUOY

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

196

I am a hat.


u/mcpat21

i am the dog n that's my fren
he's hogging daddy's lap again
is getting hard for us to fit -
i gotta find someplace to sit
n so i climb upon his head
i like it better here instead
the mom says 'Good! Here i can Stay'!
(she calls him 'butthead' anyway....)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

197

Cat quietly escapes its leash


u/miamsnowrs

’someone’s gotta do it. r/catsareliquid’


am at the vet, n here i wait -
am NOT accepting of my fate
don't want no meds - no, not today
don't need no check-up, I'm OK
as soon as he steps outta here
i'm liquid - i
will
d
i
s
a
p
p
e
a
r
that's it - I'm FREE ! now i'll be gone!!
(...i hope that camera wasn't on)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

198

Rare pupper loves baby birdos


u/arasyaslek_

i am the dog n on my head
i have a little fren
he's not a pup like me - instead
his momma was a hen
my little fren is happy there
n so he will remain :@P
no bother me, so i don't care -
jes dont call me B I R B - B R A I N !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

199

The correct way to wake up a sleeping dog


u/mac_is_crack

as i sleep upon the floor,
am dream of snacks that i adore:
the kibble bits n jerky treats
the berries are my Favrit eats!
then as am waking from my dreams,
the scents is strong - so real they seems!
my dreams come true - refreshed my soul
i wake n nom the berry whole

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

200

Faith in Humanity restored.


u/kaizenapx

i am the pup - outcast n scared
but you took time - a meal we shared
i don't know yet where i'll end up
today, tho, fren - you helped this pup
too long i've been alone, ignored
you helping get my faith restored
you shared your time, we shared a bowl
i trust you, fren -
you shared
your soul

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

201

Just another reason why dogs are the best.


u/Convince

i am the dog who likes to swim
i found a birb n rescued him!
is what i do - i must retrieve
but Save the Frens what i believe
i bring him to my human fren -
he'll know what to do! n then
to water i return once more
n search of frens
along the shore

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

202

In case you need something to brighten your day, here’s a picture of my dog sleeping :)


u/cadencecleo

i am the pup - this how i lay
after busy day of play
my brain shut down before my bod
sometimes i end up kinda odd...
so now i lay me down to sleep
my puppy body in a heap
in dreams have thoughts of much excite -
my legs - they run
all thru the night...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

203

Give me pets human


u/medzfortmz

’r/petthedamncat’


i am the cat
did you forgets ?
is time for you
to give me pets!
i should no have
to ask of you
is something that
you need to do!
of 'wants' n 'needs'
You have no choice -
I AM THE CAT
MEOW HEAR MY VOICE !
am ready now -
commence the petting
next time
there'll be
NO
FORGETTING . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

204

My cat couldn't get to his litter box because the toilet door was forgotten closed at night, so he spilt the litter bag himself and pooped on it...


u/8080x

’I wouldn’t even be mad lmao, I’d be impressed that he had the aptitude to find the litter to do it in instead of just doing it on the floor’


when is night n door is close
n urgently i Hafs to goes
there's just one thing that i can do -
i Hafta find a place to poo!
am Cat - am smart - must improvise!
then suddenly - before my eyes
i find a brand new bag of litter!
(i do no wanna be house-sh!tter...)
i knock the bag down with my paws
n rip it with my murder claws
the litter spills out with a thump
alas! a place to take a dump ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

205

Recently adopted a kitty from work (animal shelter), polydactyl siamese. My new babe loves getting into everything, like dishwashers.


u/AngryMeatBagel

i am the kit - i thank you, fren
for giving me new home!
so much explore to play preten,
thru house i love to roam
my Favrit here - the kitchen place
it granting all my wishes
i likes this little washing space -
i gets to lick the dishes ;)
am special cat with extra toes,
they call me Siamese
my hooman fren already knows
that i'll do what i please. . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

206

Anubis decided he would also like to use the cat tree. Pook is.. dealing with it.


u/IndicisivlyIntrigued

i am the cat
this tree i own
i Much prefer
to be alone!
oh, great - here's mom
don't start to whine
you jes preten
like all is fine...
now, really?
you not gonna stop ?!
...sighGOD!,allRight -
but I'm on top!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

207

Two peas in a pod


u/brickandmortyr

’My heart is swelling with the purest form of happiness’


hey, Cat - my fren! C'mon n play! i Love when you come by!!
you know you really make my day! i Love when you say Hi!
i'm playing in my yard, you know, in fence i have to stay...
but You - you get to come n go - i wish that you would play!
i love your catty scrappiness - you're Best fren that i've found
my heart - it swells with happiness - whenever you're around!
thanks to u/FallonBeau for the inspiration ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

208

My dog doing water therapy and drinking the water instead.


u/Short-Bear47

’He's trying to get out of therapy by drinking all the water. Is that regular water they put in the tank or do they add chemicals to it for the therapy?’


i am the dog - when joints are ache
the water bath am gonna take
my momma says is helping me
to have the comfy therapy
it make me thirst - i gotta lick
but therapy am do the trick!
it much relax n make me mellow . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . i think
i make
the water
yellow
edit...........

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

209

My dad has Bipolar Disorder, and I adopted this little furball last November. At first he demanded the cat had to go. Fast forward 3 months later... I wake up to this scene in the morning❤️ Thank you Boris for making my dad smile like he hasn't in Years. 😍


u/kelbarbs

i am the cat n this my man
he doin just the best he can
n when i sit upon his lap,
it help him feel alittle hap ;)
am fren to him - no judgement me
i know he's Best that he can be
all I can be is friend of his
i Love him
just the way
he is

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

210

This is Betty. She would like to know how your day has been. Puppared to make it better with hugs and kisses if necessary.


u/drunkardmumbaikar

consider me - am smallest pup
yet still my day is looking up!
no bills to pay (jes puppy tax)
not much to do (but jes relax)
no food to prep (you make it, friend)
no worries, me! but in the end
the Only thing i wanna do
is LOVE YOU, fren
the whole day thru

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

211

This dog is making the best out of a boring traffic jam


u/bogotmons

am in the car -
the traffic stops
it makes me wanna
BITE the DROPS!
been sitting here
too long - am stuck
am dog - am Bored
don give a fck
this traffic jam
is such a pain -
I AM THE DOG!
n HECK YOU, RAIN!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

212

Winter


u/Halldsfwe

and so to face the winter fury
lucky me - am very furry
for I am CAT - most FLOOF of all
can face the Fiercest snowy-fall!
no wind too scare! no make me fright!
am BRAVEST HERO - See my Might!!!
(....but hooman - when i'm done for day,
jes let me back inside, ok?!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

213

My cat on his first days in my home


u/my_summertime

am baby kit
so happy me
my Life is Good
as it should be
in brand new home
with love surround
n happiness
is all i've found
n best of all -
is like a dream -
my sister's here!
we two a team

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

214

"Forever With Me."


u/Infamous_nrhr

my friend, i'm here - i canno hide
forever with you, by your side
you may not see that i am here,
but in your thoughts i'm always near
the memories of you and me -
much deeper than the eye can see
let all those thoughts of me impart
eternal love inside your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

215

my mom likes to keep me updated on my cat’s misadventures while i’m in college.


u/siiouxsiie

so yeah, i'm CAT - remember me ?
n What of YOU, 'fren' - where you be??
it sucks like HECK here, without you
am catching CR@P for All I do!
nobody else to take the fall -
'WHERE ARE YOU, CAT?!?' the momma call
amuse myself without you, fren :(
(i wish that you were here again...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

216

The cutie that comes to my work to get her cuddles is back today


u/JarFullofPainkillers

hi, i'm back - are you guys there?
jes wondered if there's pets to share
oh, hi, hello - no, that's ok...
it doesn't matter anyway
i'm fine out here, jes passing by
no need to come inside . . . well, bye . . .
um, gee - that feels really good . . .
alittle more, then if you could . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

217

Get out of my face, cat!


u/mac_is_crack

i am the crow, n you know what ?
HEY, CAT! IM GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!!
Ha! You're in THERE, n I'M out HERE!
am 'birb' - SO WHAT! I'm in the clear!!
You think I'm SCARED?? well I am Not!
Check out this BEAK n WINGS i got!
well, YOU look SCARED - yeah, that's for sure!
You don't scare ME, 'fren' -
N E V E R M O R E ! ! !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

218

Laura-Bell, rescued at 10 after living her entire life in an outdoor cage in Kentucky. Bred over and over, dumped at shelter when “no longer useful”. Had heartworm, sores from stress licking, filthy, scared. She was the sweetest girl ever and I got to love her for 3 years before cancer got her.


u/Stray_Alleycat

i am the dog named Laura-Bell
such a story i could tell
a few good years at end of life,
but many more were full of strife
for many years i lived outdoors -
heartworm, stressful body sores
bred for pups with no goodbyes,
no sleep at night, i'd hear their cries
til i was rescued by a fren
who let me have a life again!
and thru those final, loving years
my Only cries
were Happy tears

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

219

The best kind of sprain


u/mayaxs

’When someone loves you so much they sprain their tail...’


i am the dog with tail sprain
but fren, my body felt no pain
it wags so hard when you're around -
you're Bestest friend i ever found!
my love for you, like beating heart
can't stop the wagging once it start
n i would do it All again
to show how much
i love you, fren!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

220

My cat having her weekly FaceTime with her best friend Zoey who used to live next door


u/litlrich

’What kind of stuff do they talk about?’


how ya doin, Zoey ? i'm still learnin how this works...
be careful on the internet - there sure are Lotsa jerks!
i thought that you could help me, if you have a couple tips -
i'm tryin Really hard, but i just Canno do DUCK LIPS :(l)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

221

Would you like this bobble that you just stole from me, then immediately dropped in the bin and I had to retrieve for you after you cried for it?


u/failureatadulting

’She’s such a naughty little klepto. I’m sure she has a stash of stuff somewhere but I haven’t been able to find it yet.’


oh, YES! i really want it, mom!
can you jes give it back?
i love it so! it keep me calm -
don't make me do ATTAC . . .
for i am CAT - i like the things
the hardest to obtain
you donnot know the joy it brings -
delights my small cat brain...
to have n hold for just awhile
n then to say goodbye
the castoff things - they make me smile
cuz I decide what dies . . .
so, yeah i never have enough
n i know you don't mind
(besides, i have a stash of stuff
that you will never find ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

222

Figured out how to calm him while giving him a bath...


u/VTSquirrel

’We did this with our old dog! He kept going into the bathroom to check for peanut butter for a week or two afterwards.’


when i am getting bath from mom,
there's something here that keeps me calm
i donno like the running water -
i like to lick the peanut butter
momma puts it on the wall,
then in the bath no scare at all!
my hooman knows is clever trick
cuz on the wall i loves to lick!
then momma does the wash n rinse
(she gonna need clean water since
i mighta made the water yellow -
licking makes me Very mellow ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

223

Cat.exe has now shut down (wait for the end)


u/UKMargaret

your scritches are enchanting, fren -
oh, please don't ever stop!
they make me so relax, n then
so sleepy that i
 
drop
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

224

Whenever she rides with me. She will break out of her cat cage and sit on my shoulders


u/akhellberg

when i am riding in the car,
no matter if is near or far
no cage can hold me - Yes, i mind -
i donno want to be confined!
i need to be where i can See
just where it is you're taking me!
so here is good, on shoulder - sweet
am CAT - Must be in driver's seat ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

225

Found the off-switch


u/Pirate_Redbeard

your scritches are enchanting, fren -
oh, please don't ever stop!
they make me oh, so sleepy, then
i think i gonna
 
drop

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

226

My husband is our dogs favorite person. And every morning after my husband leaves for work, he climbs in to bed and falls asleep on his pillow. I wait for him to get up on his own before I make the bed.


u/chelliex2

i am the dog - i love my dad So much! i think he knows ;)
(i love my momma, too, but, you know - me n him are 'bros'...)
so when he leaves for work, i like to climb up on the bed
i curl up on the pillow, right where daddy rests his head
is there i dream about him - it's the place i like to lay
momma waits to make the bed - so sweet, she lets me stay ;)
this spot's my Favrit place to sleep - his scent's alittle stronger
so i can get the daddy smells
for just a little longer

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

227

The rarest dog with a job I have ever seen! K9 Callie, the only US Air Force search and rescue dog, after a skydive!


u/derawin07

’"Im a paratrooper and this is my parapupper. What do you do?"’


i am the dog - a PARAPUPPER
rescue's what i do ;)
when e'er you need a picker upper
i'll be there for you!
am K-9 Cal - US Air Force
can you see me in here?
it's hard to see, i know, of course
i gotta wear this gear
it's my DOGGO sky dive suit!
is something i enjoy
a Hero in a parachute
I am the GOODEST BOYE!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

228

Hi, my name is Diesel(9) and I'm all nose


u/hillsa14

i'm Diesel the dog, what a BIG SNOOT have i -
the better to sniff you with as you pass by!
for so many years i've had Oh, so much BOOPing
now that i'm older, my cheeks started drooping
but i would change Nothing of all that i smell,
my life has been one happy story to tell !
the things i remember - good times i recall,
the people i Love
have made scents of it all

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

229

Happy Birthday Tonka ❣


u/AllDogLover

’Happy Birthday dapper doggo! Looks like you are celebrating hard with your best bud.’


i'm Tonka the dog - am the DAPPEREST BOYE
today is my BIRTHDAY! am have So much JOY!
this my Best Girl - she the GOODEST of frens
together we hope CELEBRATE never ends!
for each year that passes, we're glad that we're here
n wish birthdays came everyday of the year
at least when it's over, these hats on our heads ?
we tear off the candles, n rip them to shreds!
;@P

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

230

Hi, my name is Diesel(9) and I'm all nose


u/hillsa14

’I can't wait to read it to him tonight, I know he'll be extremely pleased!’


for you, my friend, & your dog who loves stories :@)
there once was a doggo named Diesel, who'd boast
his nose was alittle bit bigger than most!
but no complaints - he loved the life he was livin'
n Happy was he, with the nose he was given
if people could be just as happy as pups
then there wouldn't be so much 'downs' - only 'Ups'!
just think about Diesel, that BIG NOSE of his
his humans still love him
the way that he is

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

231

“The Bernese Mountain Dog is a calm and patient dog” they said...


u/ashbie_

am BERNESE DOG, so patient, calm
Big as a MOUNTAIN, me!
am Much excite to see my mom
n Happy as can be!
but here's the thing - can't open door -
so p L e A s E come H e L p me, fren!
i need to come INSIDE once more,
to be LET OUT again!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

232

When we drove past the dog park on the way to vet


u/pr120707

Woah, Hey! i think you went too far -
you better turn around the car!
i think you made a big mistake -
i thought to Park you gonna . . . take . . .
. . . me . . . cuz, um, this is not the way . . .
hey, fren - you gonna spoil my day?!
oh God...Oh NO - how'd i forget??!
today's the day
i
go
to
v . . .
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

233

My 10+yo dog likes to sleep on my legs. I made her this out of some of my old jeans for her to sleep on while I’m at work.


u/DMLorance

’Cute and all . But I think your dog likes the booty’


now i lay me down to sleep
these momma jeans i'm gonna keep!
i feel the safest on her lap
these pants of hers make me so hap
when she's not here, these jeans will do
they smell like her - they comfy, too
am Lucky pup - so glad i got 'em!
( i love sleeping on her bottom ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

234

This is Striper, a stray pup I found and took to our local shelter. They didn't have room so I'm fostering him. He's become best friends with my dog Tucker and now we are thinking about adopting him!


u/Alikhaleesi

i'm Striper the dog, i was found as a stray
no room at the shelter, so i couldn't stay
these frens took me in, now they're 'fostering' me
but there is no other place i wanna be
the best thing of all is there's Tucker, my fren!
we two are best bros, n i hope it don't end
i don't need much room here, to have a new start
i'm Hoping these frens can find room
in their
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

235

Got a real job and started earning enough money to move out on my own so I could finally have a pet. This is Timmy.


u/tylerheartcoley

i'm Timmy the cat, n so lucky i be
my guy tried the hardest he could to get me!
got a real job to work at, a place of his own
now we two, together are never alone
to work hard for something you want with your heart
you have to keep trying, at least it's a start
the cat that he wants - i'm his pet-dream come true
this guy is my world - he's My dream come true, too!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

236

help those who are in need


u/sezar4321

’I did not cry in this. Nope.’


oh look a bow! i want it! it was surely meant for Me!
oh, No i have a better place to put it - look, you'll see...
i had it first! Here, on my head! or how about a bone
hey look, guys - there's a little pup, n she looks all alone . . .
she can't see where she's going - woah! i think she bumped her head
hey, We don't need this bow - c'mon! let's give to Her instead!
well, there you go - you really are a cute pup under there
n look how sweet you look, fren
with that bow up in your hair ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

237

Then & now. My first dog I got after moving out, now 12 years old, who has always been my buddy and has “helped” raise my son. My old gal is a little more gray now, but still sweet as ever.


u/cecropia20

it seems like only yesterday that i was just a pup
how quickly, now, the years have gone, n we have both grown up
together we've been side by side - you're my 'special' one
i'm Happy i was there for you, to help you raise your son ;)
so i'm alittle older now, my face is turning white
but long as you're still with me, fren, i'm gonna be all right
we share so many memories, they're sweet as they can be
i only ask for one thing, friend -
that you stay young with me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

238

Moose sure has grown.


u/saranndwyer

i am the pup n this my girl -
she my Favrit in the worl!
n as i grow each passing day,
she still can hold me, anyway
first with one arm, then with two,
dear girl - please hold me close to you!
when i'm full grown, one thing's for sure -
my love will grow
forever more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

239

Dogs Are the best thing ever happened to humans


u/zRustyz

i am the dog - i loves this game!
every time it end the same
my guy behind the curtain stands,
he lifts it up n down with hands
'now you see me - now you don't' -
am So excite for when i won't
he does the magic disappear
(i know he's hiding somewhere near!)
is then i act like i donno -
like Where the Heck did my fren go?!
n There he Is - behind the door!!
oh, c'mon, fren - let's play some more!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

240

She took his toy and gets her heart shattered at the end when he takes it back.😭 That face!!


u/AmT-yd-

i am the pup n this my bone...
no, No - is Mine! you get your own!
oh, stop, c'mon n Share - be nice
DAAAAAD! please Help! she took it twice!!
uh - oh, 'hey hey' sez dad - no fair
he said that i don Hafta share!
oh, um, ok - it doesn't matter
i'll just lie here...
my heart is
shatter

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

241

This is what I come home to every day


u/aracauna

i am the dog, with human blessed
my guy is better than the rest!
he is my life - for him i yearn
so patient wait for his return
n as he nears, am so excite!
i stand up tall, with all my might
then reaching high, up on two feet -
with loving heart
my master greet!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

242

This is what I come home to every day


u/aracauna

’Love cat owners will never understand.’


i am the cat, with me you're blessed
for I am better than the rest!
i am your life, n you must earn
my patience cannot wait, you'll learn
as dinner nears, must be done right
if it's too late, i'll scratch n bite
n if my needs you do not meet -
face 'consequences'
of defeat

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

243

Brought her home today from the local animal shelter. Shes 12. They said no one wanted her. I do. Shes had a long day. Rest well friend! Tomorrow we play!


’Go easy on her! At 12, she may not realize how much she’s pushing herself, until that evening you find that she’s having trouble getting around. I *love* that you rescued a senior dog. I’ll never get a puppy again after getting an adult dog.’


now i lay me down to sleep
as memories of this day i keep
i can't believe how lucky, me -
my life's as good as it can be!
a second chance, with this new fren
i feel like a pup again
tomorrow is a brand new day -
to feel Love -
to Live,
n play!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

244

She took his toy and gets her heart shattered at the end when he takes it back.😭 That face!!


u/AmT-yd-

’Don’t worry guys, they’ve made up and are chasing kitties in a field right now! Check the picture below! [Happy pups](https://imgur.com/gallery/ejefvTH)’


now we laying down to sleep,
the memries of our day we keep
behind us! no more thoughts of bone
(we now both have one of our own ;)
we dreaming 'bout the kits we chase
aroun the fields, all o'er the place
n as the sunrise brings new day
we'll once again,
so happy
play

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

245

Fuzz Lightyear


u/kevonicus

’This little one is one of the cutest fur babies that I have ever seen- and I am old! I feel such sweetness, too. I send blessings of happiness and love to everyone in your family. Karen’


dear karenjayne - is Me, the kit!
am thankful for your bless
your sweetness, too, for sharing it
we spreading happiness ;)
to share the joy you're finding here
a pleasure to behold
your message - Love - is pure n clear
a love that's Never old

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

246

When you're working hard, but your co-worker is slacking off (Filmed by @chandralad)


i am the dog
who moves the herd
responding to
my every word
so serious
i take my work
the other dog -
he act like
:@) Hi!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

247

A new friend


am baby kit
this my dog fren
sometimes we play/fight
(...jes preten ;)
when time to eat
the bowl we share
in awe of him -
i know he care
n when i lay
me down to sleep
this fren i Love
i gonna keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

248

My sisters pretty princess brought her some breakfast this morning.


u/Beater926

’Teefies and everything... The face of a cold-blooded killer right there! That poor, plump little chipmunk... His defeated death-stare, and this adorable cat's 'Is you proud of me, momma?!' face? This is just the cutest, saddest moment frozen in time...’


hey, mom - are you awake in there?
i brought you a surprise
i found it in the yard somewhere -
you won't believe your eyes!
at first he tried to run away
i grabbed him by his back
n then i thought it'd be ok
to bring my mom a snack!
he really isn't finished yet
did you want him 'well-done' ?
if not,
i'll put him down
i bet
he still
could maybe
. . . run ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

249

My sisters pretty princess brought her some breakfast this morning.


u/Beater926

’hey, mom - are you awake in there? i brought you a surprise i found it in the yard somewhere - you won't believe your eyes! at first he tried to run away i grabbed him by his back n then i thought it'd be ok to bring my mom a snack! he really isn't finished yet did you want him 'well-done' ? if not, i'll put him down i bet he *still* could ^^*maybe* . . . *run* ?’


Hail Mary full of grace
save me from this feline face
hear my prayers with my last breath
deliver me from certain death
am sorry for de pass transgressions
have mercy on chipmunk confessions!
whatever is that i have done
forgive me now
n let me
run!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

250

We rescued Sergeant. He is 18 we think and his first day of the rest of his life.


u/tonysees

to have a place to graze that i can call my very own,
to have someone to care for me - i'm nevermore alone
i am the horse - a noble steed, too long i was neglected
and now i'll live my life out feeling safe, with love, protected
am mellow now, a gentle friend - my wild oats are sown
despite the time abandoned, look how beautifully i've grown!
and looking forward now with you, a future without strife
i thank you, friends, for what will be
the Best days of my life!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

251

This Office Dog Wants to Play Fetch, but Everyone Is Too Busy Working.


u/g00d1m8

’Office Dog, said with pride, treated otherwise. :(’


hey, guys - can someone take a break n maybe toss my toy?
i'm waiting here so patiently - i am the GOODEST BOY
no one looks too busy - Kelly? Phyllis - watcha doin?
(not Angela - she smells like cats) n Dwight's got Somethin' brewin...
Stanley has a pretzel there - i wonder if he'd share
Meredith - is she alive? does Andy even care?!
Toby kinda scares me, n Creed is always high,
n where the heck is Michael?! maybe i can catch his eye . . .
here at Dunder Mifflin, i'm the dog who gets ignored
sitting here, neglected, i am heartbroken and bored :(
but then - my day is turned around - how ExCITE i am!
my Favorite frens have just arrived: here comes Jim n Pam :)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

252

My dog’s trust issues make it hard for her to make new friends. Yesterday I surprised her with a 2 hour road trip to visit her besties that she moved 3 cities away from 5 months ago.


u/kippey

’This made my whole day’


ever since we moved away
i miss my frens so much
i think about them every day
but canno keep in touch
but mom she took me for a ride
i did not know where to
my excite i couldno hide
when i again saw You!
n there you were - my Bestie frens -
my best pal n best bud!
n What a happy day we spends -
all Covered up in mud!!
thank you, mom - you made my day
jes spending time with frens
i love it when we get to play -
can we go back
again ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

253

Turns out, there are consequences to saying the word "cookie" around my place.


u/4pointingnorth

’The cat went straight to the weak link.’


we are the dogs - we heard the word that momma said so clear!
is spell C - O - O - K - I - E - that's why we all are here
you can't fool us! we know they up there - hand 'em over mom!
cat: just slip me crumbs here, girl, n we can all stay calm....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

254

This floppy fella here.


u/reva_r

’OH MY GOD HE SO FLOPPY’


i am the pup
am do the FLOP
you pick me up
i canno stop!
when on your lap
i just begun -
the legs - they FLAP
so DERP my tongue!
FLIPPIN' FLOPPIN'
HAPPY BOI !
there's no stoppin
dis much JOY !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

255

Dog does burpees


u/Intent912

’Wonder how much the dog charges an hour for personal training?’


i am the dog
am trainer, me
am show my guy
the way to be!
he do the burps
n jumping up
that's right, my bro -
jes like your pup!
next up, we gonna
do the crunch -
is then we gonna
BREAK for LUNCH ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

256

Wait for the nose boop


u/TheRealBBrouwer

’What's happening here? Why does the cat's butt need to be gently swooshed back and forth in the water?’


i am the kit - is THERAPY
this fren so gently holding me
i donno why, i donno what -
all i know she swish my butt
it feels so good, n as it goes
am thank my fren -
i boop her nose

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

257

Gotta love a Labrador


u/only_allen

’Oh lawd he cheesin’


i am the lab
so C H E E S I N me!
am feelin FAB
n so carefree!
as on the grass
am doin roll
face-up @ss -
it warms my soul
relaxing, fully -
no want more ;)
my life i Truly
LABRADORE !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

258

Last picture of my baby girl Bree. Twelve years was not long enough to spend with her. I know she's on the rainbow bridge waiting for us.


u/the_actual_stegosaur

the time is never long enough, when they are called to leave
sometimes their lives are just too tough, n that's why, i believe
that it may Never be their choice to go the way they do
but they have heard an inner voice, n they feel that it's true
that life has gotten way too hard, to stay the way they are
yet in their hearts they stay on guard, no matter near or far
wanting to protect us here - now they'll watch from above
in our thoughts, they're Always near
with their undying love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

259

New puppy makes dad so happy that he cries


u/jadeoftherain

hey, fren - gee, what's the matter, guy?
i didno mean to make you cry...
was so excite to make you hap!
but when they put me on your lap
your eyes were Happy! now they're wet
n we don Know each other yet!
c'mon, now lemme lick your tears -
oh, Wow! i really Love your ears !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

260

I like this soooo much...


u/anti10

i am the dog
oh, G0D dont Stop!
i feel your scritches
up on top
upon my head
your gentle touch
oh, Yes - de Ears!
i loves so much
n as you stroking
down my neck
am think -
My Life
is GOOD
as H E C K
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

261

We got a couch specifically for him to have room to lay down next to me, since all we had were love seats. He just keeps sitting like this.


u/Critonurmom

WhatsWrongWithYourDog - fren, is That what you think??
when i saw these words, well, it made my heart sink
for i am your dog - can you tell Me 'what's wrong' ?!
is only to sit next to you that i long
you got me a couch - yeah, i could spread out more
but that's not what i want - cuz it's You i adore
the loveseat was better, i fit just fine, too
cuz on it i Always was closer
to You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

262

Reddit never likes my dogs but I’m going to keep posting them anyway - sorry


u/NotYourMom119

'Reddit never likes your dogs' ?
well, guess what - i surely do
to show you just how much, i thought
i'd write a poem for you ;)
some dogs on here are pedigree
with floofy hair n bows,
n Lotsa dogs are 'mixtures' -
what they are, No body knows
but thanks for sharing these two 'frens'
(your 'best' ones, on all fours)
of Course they're very special,
just because, friend,
they are
yours

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

263

Louis has left all his balls in the park for other dogs to enjoy. Thanks dear Louis!


u/Miss-Hell

’What a wonderful thought.’


i'm Louis the dog, frens, n i can't be here
i'm leaving these balls, tho, to bring you some cheer
there's nothing i had that brought me as much joy
so remember me, please, as a Very GOOD BOY!
the time that i chased them - the throw n return
please share with your humans - their love you will earn!
i hope they bring happiness, right from the start
please share them with others
a piece of my
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

264

I've never seen heartbreak so graphically portrayed


u/curiosityrover4477

i am the kit
i see you there
apparently
you are a pair
you're side by side
with secrets shared
i wish i had
someone
who cared . . .
a special
someone
of my own
but i am here
n i'm
 
alone
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

265

I took too long getting out of my car. They were checking on me


u/buttercup318

you think they're still in there?
dunno, hard to see...
so why are they waiting,
n where can they be?
maybe they're sleeping...
you think something's Wrong??!
HEY, WE'RE STARVING OUT HERE, FREN!
YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG !!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

266

Getting her depressed dad a new puppy and seeing him live again (credit: yvonnethebird12)


u/GallowBoob

hey, fren - gee, what's the matter, guy?
i didno mean to make you cry...
was so excite to make you hap!
but when they put me on your lap
your eyes were Happy! now they're wet
n we don Know each other yet!
c'mon, now lemme lick your tears -
oh, Wow! i really Love your ears !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

267

I've never seen heartbreak so graphically portrayed


u/curiosityrover4477

’i am the kit i see you there apparently you are a pair you're side by side with secrets shared i wish i had someone who *cared* . . . a special someone of my own but i am here n i'm   alone  ’


hey, kit! we didn't see you, dear!
c'mon n join us, over here!
we didn't know that you came in
we jes were wondrin' where you been!
this window's Great! come see the view -
it's even Better now with you!
come sit with us! what? Yeah, i'm sure
we'll Always make room for one more!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

268

Went out to adopt a black, short-haired kitten... came home with an 8 year old, long-haired (mostly) white cat named Snow.


u/xlxcx3

i am the cat - my name is Snow
i wasn't your first choice, i know...
looking for a black haired kitten,
you saw me n you were smitten
not always is it what you want
that you discover on your hunt
but, maybe what was meant to be ?
that's how i feel
since you chose
me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

269

Found her at the local shelter, Vet said shes blind in one eye and 100% deaf. Shes also very clumsy but couldn't ask for a better cat.


u/ShaderaLago

i may not see the way you do,
but one eye's nearly good as two
am pretty - such a special girl
living in my quiet worl
taking in the sights n scents
of Everything, with innocence
you are my guide - the chosen one
my friend
our journey's
just begun

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

270

When you aren't allowed to eat hotlinks off the counter.


’/u/SchnoodleDoodleDo It would make my day if you wanted to leave a comment about Orville and hotlinks! I love everything you do for reddit and would be honored!’


huh . . . what's that, you making treat ?
you fixin somethin good to eat ?
am wondrin if you gonna share....
MY GOD! ARE THEM HOTLINKS UP THERE??!
oh, gosh - it Is - i know that smell!
they not for me, that i can tell
am gonna sit n contemplate
while trying not to salivate
per chance to swipe a link or two,
am certain to be caught by you!
n so, i balance cons n pros
as sausage wafting up my nose
keep cool, stay calm, don't let them see
just what them hotlinks mean to me . . . . .
decision made
it won't be nice
 
am gonna hafta pay the price . . .
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

271

Do you have something you like and need it destroyed in a hurry? Just call this wrecking crew. No job too big or too small.


u/Harveymushman82

we are the cats - the wrecking crew
no job too big for us to do!
you need destruct? jes call us three
our job complete - we guarantee!
no worries ever, not for us
we make the mess with little fuss
if Wrecking's what you want, we clever -
we HECK it up for good - forever!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

272

Levi turned 15 today, but will always be our baby!


u/mimi9192

’Love the sign!’


today is my birthday, n HECK - Life is Good!
i have more than i want - more than anyone should!
my needs are all met, n i Always am calm
(i'll tell you a secret - i still live with mom ;)
some guys they move out - they don't wanna stay 'round,
but My mom's the absolute Best to be found!
n then, if they Do leave they don't keep in touch -
well, I am her PUP -
n i Love her SO MUCH !
so some frens will talk, n some frens will nag,
some frens are jealous (n their tongues will wAg!)
but long as i'm living in such Awesome care
I'm staying with MOM -
I ain't goin NOWHERE!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

273

My 7yr old girl that I rescued 4 years ago waiting ever so patiently for my 79yr old Grandma to fix one of her favorite toys. <3


u/AlwaysHigh27

so grandma, can you fix him? is he gonna be ok?
i didno mean to hurt him, we was jes tryin to play
he's gonna be alright, i know, i didno hear him cry...
i promise i'll be careful if i get another try . . . . .
sometimes we hurt the ones we love, because we love them best
n maybe we use them alittle harder than the rest
n then we maybe feel bad from something that we do....
hey grandma,
have i told you lately
how Much i love you ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

274

Sweet dreams little guy


u/asalinas31

now i lay me down to sleep
my snuggy fren i gonna keep
right by my side - love all night thru
he's warm, n makes me think of you
n as we cuddle in my bed
am laying down my puppy head
am full of dreams of You, my fren -
tomorrow
i'll Love YOU again

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

275

a mood


u/CardiBJepsen

i am the pup
n here i lay
am belly up
this how i stay
it gib me that
RELAXING FEELING
am laying flat
n STARE at CEILING
n as i drift
to sleep this way
i dream i lift
n float...away.....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

276

My 20 year old Rebel. He's been with me since 1999. Through everything since he was 8 weeks old.


u/SpawnlingMan

’He is!! Around 1am every night he will run up and down the hallway for 5 seconds. That's it. But he does it. He still has it in him.’


i am the cat -
a Rebel, me
n this is how
i'll Always be
not much to do
but Much we've done
yet must return
each night at 1...
then in my heart
i hear the call
is then i have
to run the hall!
just one quick dash
n then i'm thru
to dream
is all
that's left
to do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

277

My old man Kilo (10) that I just adopted. He may move slow but his tail never stops wagging!


u/Autumn_in_NY

i'm Kilo the dog, n i'm moving quite slow
but just why i do, fren, well i'll let you know
there's so much to see in this new life with you -
don't want it to pass faster than it has to!
so i take my time, n enjoy every minute
my new home is Happy, n i'm glad i'm in it!
with you n the pup, now my life is pure bliss
there's So much to love that i don't wanna miss!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

278

A kitty in the tub with his toys, no big deal


u/sezar4321

i am de cat
am in de tub
no wanna do
de 'rub-a-dub'
dis whale my fren
he do de float
he kinda like
a little boat
but when am standing
next to him
am thinking . . .
now
must THINK
or THWIM

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

279

You can visibly SEE love sometimes


u/GallowBoob

no interwebs or phones too smart,
my face is in no book - no part!
no tweeter me - that's for the birds!
i use my Voice to make my words
and no, i'm not your insta-gram
(a grandDad maybe, yes, i am)
the Only thing i need to hear
is just your voice -
'Hello, my dear . . . '

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

280

She’s incapable of taking any non-derpy photos


u/angsis

i am the pup
n this my pose -
i always like
to lick my nose
no duck lips me
or glamour shots,
i stand up tall
n lick my snots
take pics of frens,
take pics of nose
but let me be -
i Lick my nose!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

281

the man who catches ducks


’That duck definitely doesn’t win *mom of the year*’


i am the duck - no 'mom of year'...
but thankful for the human near
on roof was trapped, our options slim
i worried that the outlook grim
n so, i dared to take a dive -
but would my babes get down alive ?
that's when the human bro stepped in -
but would 'the catching duck man' win?
then one by one, my babes on ledge,
my heart sank as each perched on edge
but bravely each one made the leap!
n safely land in hands, (not heap!)
as each small duckling set on ground
on sidewalk, safe, we gathered round
finally saved! my babes eleven
GRATEFUL for This bro
from Heaven

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

282

This is my 15 year old pup Finbar. We call this move the concussion.


u/Frozentyme

’You should’ve heard my dad!’


when am tire n need to rest,
there something that i do the best -
when nap time's what i'm ready for
i throw my head down on the floor!
my dad, he laughs the most of all -
he say 'hey Finbar, did you fall'?!
concussion-free, n i'm ok
this is just the way i lay
so if you wanna go to sleep
my little bit advice you keep -
'drop n flop' the way i do,
n You can knock yourself out, too ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

283

This melted my heart


u/ThEaNiMaLlOvErR

i am the pup, i see your hand
mean, 'Bad'?! or should i STAY ?
how bout a BOOP - don understand :(
I GOT IT ! YOU WANT PLAY!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

284

My dog suffers from separation anxiety. I saw a Reddit post (I think on this thread) explaining how their dog had the same anxiety and they bought a mannequin to help keep their dog calm. I was desperate to try anything to help him and this definitely did it.


u/ohwhenveee

i am the pup -
my fren is here!
am love So much
to have her near ;)
she donno move,
she Always stay!
my fren - she Never
go away!
she don complain -
no, Not one BIT!
n Always, have
a lap to sit

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

285

Dinner is Important! This is how my old (18 year old) Westie eats his dinner. He can't keep his legs up on the slippery wood floor and slowly end up flat as he eats. Also wears a band as he sometimes has trouble holding things in, but otherwise he is healthy and happy!


u/subange

when is time for me to eat,
i canno stay up on my feet
am GOODEST BOY - the food i love!
jes need to keep my head above
n so i balance really cute -
i try my best n do the sploot
i wear a band so i no pee
my momma is SO PROUD of me!
am doin just the best i could,
am happy boy, n
Life is Good

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

286

Puppy Gracie meeting my old man Havoc, a grumpy 11 year old Great Dane. It was love. :-)


u/BadLilBer

i am the pup
my name is Grace
Big Fren - can i
jes kiss your face?!
in Awe am i
of SIZE of you -
i hope, someday
am BIG DOG, too!
in fact, i think
that you're so cool
it makes me wanna
Lick your Drool !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

287

WHAT'S ON MY HEAD??


u/OysterDoll

am minding my own business, when my skin begins to crawl
something on my head - it doesn't feel right at all...
am hold so still n contemplate what's giving me the feel
am i asleep? is this a dream ? or is this something Real?!
is kinda heavy - feels like feet - my God, this thing has CLAWS!!
i canno move! afraid to look - i wanna check my paws...
whatever is on top my head, it is no causing pain
but one thing's sure - this HECKIN thing is Messing with my BRAIN !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

288

They say that she is ugly but I see beauty in her uniqueness. She is delicate and glamorous ❤️


u/noshi66

i think that you may never see
another cat that looks like me
a cat that has such dappled fur,
in fact, to you, it may occur
that i, alone, have fur unique -
there's Nothing 'ugly' - i'm no freak
one eye is blind, n one is green
the prettiest you've ever seen!
n then you just may realize
that i am Purrrfect in God's eyes
no matter me, i have a fam
that loves me
just the way
i am

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

289

Happy parents 🐶👍🏾


u/Vermilionette

as we laying down to sleep
on our pups our eyes we keep
marvel at our 'rainbow seven'
little angels sent from heaven
as our golden family growing
mom n dad here, we both knowing
they'll be young, as we grow old
these our little
pots of gold

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

290

Not one but two frens


u/mayaxs

He P R O T E C . . .
He R E F L E C . . .
but Most of ALL
He LOVE like H E C C !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

291

I just had a major panic attack and this dork sat the whole time by my side making goofy faces until I got better. We don’t deserve animals


u/Cuti3_Pi3

hey girl, what's goin on fren,
dontcha know i'm by your side ?
n anything that happen
keep your arms here open wide!
i wanna make you happy
so i'll make my goofy face
don wantchu feelin crappy
when the world's a scary place
remember that i need you
n you're Always there for me
we're Stronger when it's 'we two'
fren - right here is where i'll be!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

292

Adorable service dog in training meets a Disney Princess.


u/-EG-

’it really was the hat that made the whole thing for me.’


i dreamed i was a Disney dog,
the boys n girls would cheer
n they'd all gather round me
as i wore my Mickey ears!
they'd wanna pose for pictures -
a celebrity i'd be
they'd look into my Disney eyes
but they would not see Me...
i am even luckier than any Disney star
i don't want Anything to change
about the way we are
my dreams come true each day
that i am living with my fam
am grateful for my boys n girls
who love me
as i am

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

293

Adorable service dog in training meets a Disney Princess.


u/Dank_boi37

i dreamed i was a Disney dog -
i heard the children's cheers
they gather all around me
as i wore my Mickey ears!
they wanna pose for pictures -
a celebrity i'd be
they'd look into my Disney eyes
but they would not see Me . . .
i am even luckier than any Disney star
i don't want Anything to change
about the way we are
my dreams come true each day
that i am living with my fam
surrounded by the frens
who love me
just the way
i am

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

294

Elinor was a partially paralyzed rescue we adopted. Today she is having surgery to remove her bad leg. This should allow her walk again. We are nervous and ecstatic at the same time. She's such a good pupper.


u/umdmatto

’PUPDATE: (I like that, I'm using it) Elinor is home and resting comfortably. The surgery was a success and Elinor is already trying to move around...a bit too much really. So she is getting 24/7 attention for a while. I'm a little socked at how draining all this was, and right now we are all very tired. I'll probably post an update with some more pictures tomorrow as people appear to be interested. This is been quite the day. hank you everyone for you kind words. It has meant a lot.’


am Elinor the dog, n what a family i've got
i always knew they loved me, but they love me a whole lot!
today i had the operation i've been waiting for -
my dad says now it's gonna make me Better than before!
i had a leg that didn't work - it kinda slowed me down
but now it's gone, n i will teach myself to get aroun!
my hooman's loved me as i was before, right from the start
n now - forEver more - i've left a footprint on their heart!
best wishes & good luck to all, my friend!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

295

1 year old Golden Retriever meets her family for the first time since birth.


u/franky2x

OMG...OMG!OMG!!OMG!!!
 
OMG!OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!-OMG!-OMG!!- OMG!!!- OMG!!!!
 
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!...OMG!OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!
 
OMG!- OMG!!- OMG!!!- OMG!!!!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

296

Was told this video fits better here, she hates us acknowledging that she likes the dog


u/galuxeis

’Poor dog getting mixed signals...’


hey Cat, fren - watcha doin ?
'oh, jes hangin with You, fren
you Know you are my bestie!
n i like you better than....
...I Told you - NEVER TOUCH ME! Don't you EVER DO, AGAIN!!!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

297

We all need a hug sometimes


u/mitsubuddy

i am the cat
am love you much
but You know that -
can i have touch?
you are my girl -
(no mean to bug)
my Best in worl ;)
. . . can i have hug?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

298

Update: Elinor!


u/umdmatto

’To start I want to say Elinor is doing well and she slept through the night. Minus me taking her on a couple bathroom breaks. She has be eating, but like the brat she is, only when it's cheese, and hand feed, but she deserves it. Her mom and I are home with be home with her for the near future. We have gotten many request for updates and pictures, and frankly I was blown away by the response. We think Elinor is really special but we've have never really told her story publicly before, and it seem like some of you might be interested. This is a happy post, but a warning Elinor was not in the best of shape when she was found. I only gets happier I promise. [The Story of Elinor \[Part 1\]](https://imgur.com/a/5QSToAt)’


goodmorning
...something's different,
but i think it's very good
i don't feel like i'm dragging,
but more 'free-er', like i should
i'm getting Much attention,
am surround by loving care
something bothered me before,
but now it isn't there......
thanks for the updates - love her story, n wish you All the best!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

299

I Booped The Horsie and I Liked it!


u/Convince

oh, little dog
i'm gentle friend
so down to you
my head i bend
then, silently
a boop we share
from me - up here
to you down there
then you react -
you LEAPnspin!
thank you, friend
you make me
grin
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

300

Another poor guy who could not drive the cat from his knees


u/knazedm

i am the cat - this guy i owns
i like to call him 'Mr. Bones'
all day am sitting on his lap,
he Never give me any cr@p
the hardest part about my day -
i gots to keep the dogs away
they try n grab a bone or two
(cuz that's what stoopit doggos do)
but i jes show my murder claws,
then they run off
on shaky paws....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

301

He’s never so much as flinched getting his blood drawn or shots taken. Truman shocked everyone in the building by screaming at full volume when he got his DAPP. This is his face after.


u/thepoormanguise

i am the dog
n I am TOUGH
but This time, fren
I had ENOUGH!
so NO MORE SH0TS
go in my butt
That hurt a lot!! :@(
i tell you what
am gonna be
an ANT! - VAXX
then Finally
i can RELAX
n while i'm at it -
I'll show You -
am gonna be
a VEEGMAN, TOO!
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . what . . . .
no meat ? of any kind??!
. . . um . . .
. . . forget it . . . . . . nevermind

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

302

Dropped my cat off at the groomer, he returned as a dinosaur


u/supervy

i am purrrocious catosaur
Beware - am stalking You!
PURRASIC PARK my kingdom, n
am watching what you do!
there's meowgasaurs n kittasaurs -
pterodcatyls fly about!
we Scariest of Sauruses
(...until our hair grows out ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

303

She is beauty, she is grace..


u/therealcrocdundee

i is beauty, i is grace
this here is my sleeping face
as am sleeping, having dreams
all of You - so real they seems!
it feels like you are by my side
am gonna open my eyes wide
n there you are! right here, above
my dreams come true -
is You i love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

304

I wanted a cat. My boyfriend didn't want a cat... Meet Rutherford!


u/cat_therapy

yeah, i'm the cat - so i am here
i guess the boyfriend wasn't clear
my girl - she did - she couldno lie
so She decide to give me try
now here i am, n even tho
the guy's the one who first said 'No',
he Didn't know he wanted Me
but Now he sees
how HAPPY, we !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

305

Johny The Dog tries to catch a drone


u/St0pX

’His face at the end was pure regret’


i am the pup - i spot the drone!
precision much...in on it hone...
a rocket launch - intent to get!
n then the face
of pure
regret
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

306

“The power of Satan courses through my body”


u/amgtech724

now i lay me down to sleep,
i Must PROTEC my human! keep
him safe from nightmares, all night long -
I am the dog - I must be STRONG!
n so in silent slumber here
the danger lurking i no fear!
be safe, my human! you rest well -
I'll guard against the Gates of Hell...!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

307

It was not me!


u/Theguy20

i am the kit
no - what? not me!
don't you be fooled
by what you see
this thing was sitting
on the shelf
n Suddenly -
it Moved - it self!
i heard the noise
n came to check -
n this i found . . .
now, What the HECK ? ? !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

308

Milo's first day after puppy kindergarten


u/302Laya

i am the pup, so tired, me
but i'm as LUCKY as can be!
today's the day, was something new -
(mom said was something i should do....)
they sent me off to PUPPY SCHOOL!
i think is gonna make me cool ;)
was Lotsa frens, all different size
alittle anxious in our eyes
had butterflies n puppy fears
(i think i had the Biggest ears...)
am learn to do the things i should
n be BEST BOY - the GOODEST GOOD!
was much excite - so Many frens
i can't wait to go back again.....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

309

Rescued this girl a few days ago... I think she likes it here.


u/grrvla

’That blanket was made for her’


never in my life have i had anything like this
surely i have died n gone to heaven - this is bliss!
it has to be some magic, i have never before felt
n in the safety of this blanket, i think i will melt
the troubles of my past are all forgotten, as i lay
upon this dreamy patch of softness - here is where i'll stay
you're the one who rescued me - for once my life is good!
n i would Love to lay RIGHT HERE -
forEver
if i could

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

310

My neighbour’s cats stole a toy from our cat and today we woke up to this in the mail


u/georgialucy

’That's a cool idea. Like a cat toy library!’


we gonna start a library! we'll have a cat-alogue
of all the toys that we can share (is Just for cats - NO DOG...)
n this way we'll All get more toys - we'll pass 'em all around
we'll check em out - return on time - so no more lost n found!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

311

My neighbour’s cats stole a toy from our cat and today we woke up to this in the mail


u/georgialucy

i Told you, mom - they stole my toy - but you did not believe!
just looka what they did for us - all these treats they leave!!
i kinda want my toy back, too - can you go find it there?
(i Really want these treats, tho... do you think i hafta share ??)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

312

When I was 11 I bottlefed a day old kitten who had been dumped in a creek behind my local grocery... 17 years later she plays nanny to my daughter & is as soft as she was in kittenhood. Meet Jackie... my queen👸🐈


u/maaalicelaaamb

i remember when you found me -
i was scared n all alone
you fed me like a baby,
n you raised me like your own
so many years together,
all the changes that we've seen
n now you are a mother!
but, you'll Always be
my Queen

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

313

Deaf pup tricks! I didn’t realize how much his butt was wiggling until rewatching the video


u/EssenClementinen

puppy tricks - my favorite game!
am watching so intent
i focus on the hand signals
so i know what you meant
everything is quiet, but
i'm so tuned in to you
i look at you, n i know what
you're wanting me to do
i know what you are thinking, fren
your feelings you impart
i sense the love between us, n
i listen with my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

314

Meet my Morris. Up until last week, he spent his entire life in a cage. Time to spoil him for the rest of it.


u/_barnyard_bunyions

’i sure will. he’s the sweetest thing too. hard to imagine he was even in a cage.’


i'm Morris the cat, n i'm Finally free
i canno believe, fren, what you've done for me!
i thought Every cat lived their life in a cage,
but now i am learn that it just was a stage...
i started out there, but one day You walked in
n picked Me! brought me here - my New life begin
so much to explore all around, free to roam
am learning what Love is -
it's You
n this Home

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

315

My area rug is moving


u/Milllaur

’Her tail got stepped on once so now we all have to watch for her. Sometimes I swear she does it on purpose to try to trip you!’


i am the cat
so camo me
blend in with rug -
DONT STEP ON ME !
be careful, much
watch where you go
you step on me
i'll let you know....
n if you no
watch out at all
be careful, 'fren' . . .
i'll Make you fall
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

316

'Dad, stop it, you're embarrassing me!'; Tapioca is not a fan of public displays of affection


u/francescasoph

when daddy holds me close, it is our special time to share
it makes me feel so comfortable to know how much he care
there's nowhere else than daddy's arms that i would rather be ❤️
but when there's other frens around
i don't want them to see!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

317

14 years old but still such a cutie


u/nevr_4get

i am the cat, who ne'er feels old
when laying in the sun rays, gold
contented me - am bathed in light
n everything feels oh, so right
i close my eyes n rub my ears
am so relax as sunset nears
i feel your touch - a special one
stay with me, fren,
for setting sun

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

318

I climb cell towers for a living. Accidentally committed a home invasion recently and the home owner was less than happy.


u/Oath_Break3r

high atop the tower,
i'm the bird, n here i roost
don't need to have no power,
n don't need no 'signal boost'!
i no like your intrusion,
so you best be on your way
prefer here, in seclusion,
'friend' -
i got some eggs to lay!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

319

Tiniest awoo


u/shygurrrl

i am the pup
so very smol
some donno hear
my voice at all,
but when am scare
this what i do -
am try my Bes
to say awOOoo

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

320

Dog Hears His Little Human Having a Tantrum and Does the Most Adorable Thing.


u/TechnicalSwitch

i am the dog
n this my girl
she my Favrit
in the worl
but when she sad
n crying tears,
is Me who wants
to calm her fears
don like her sad -
i want her hap
n so i curl
up on her lap
when you feel down,
we lift you up -
cuz life is better
with a pup

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

321

Everyday without fail this street cat comes and meets me to walk with me home :)


u/niamhmebe

’I give her a treat every so often, but she always walked with me even before that :)’


everyday i watch for you, my kind n caring friend!
my day would never be complete if it would ever end
without you here, to greet! then it is off to home we head
( n i'm not looking for a treat - it's You I want instead ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

322

Dog thinks he's a cat


u/askmeaboutmyproblems

this dog is really stupid - can you get him off my tree?
i donno want him up here, n he's So annoying me!
can he go look for squirrels, or go find something else to chase?
i sure don't want his Spots on me - please get him Off my face!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

323

This man, who can only see in one eye, bought this dog who was born with one eye that no one else wanted.


u/hootersbutwithcats

’Good on him, that pup is adorable.’


i am the pup - am so lucky!
i found a guy who sees like me ;)
while most frens blessed with two eyes, pure
i have just one - don't need no more!
this fren just uses one eye, too
but we see better than most do
i see his love, n he sees mine -
we think each other
look just fine
edit:;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

324

Kitten meets St. Bernard for the first time


u/Johnathan4398

hello, big fren!
am kit, so smol
you Saint Bernard?!
you Very tall...
i see you mouf
is Very wet!
if you don mind
i gonna get
up Close, n lick
your drool, i Will!
n then i gonna -
'...KIT! Jes CHILL !'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

325

Had my second heart attack 1 month back and 3 days back my dad passed away. Foofer hasn’t left my side since.


u/Mailesan_R

dear friend, i wanna help you, bro, in any way i can
life is hard, n hurts so bad, but you're my favorite man
i feel what you're feeling, n i want the hurt to end
you've always taken care of me, n been my bestest friend
we pets all try to heal the wounds - we know when you are sad,
we want you to remember all the good times that you've had
n if it's just a bit of comfort i can offer you
i'm staying by your side, my friend -
it's what i want to do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

326

Kitten meets St. Bernard for the first time


u/Johnathan4398

’O’er vast and snowy mountaintop Through pale-white gale and squall This steadfast courier, this downy warrior Conducts his salves to all Now weather-beaten, old and grey And reposing in my study He acts annoyed when his snout’s a toy But I’m glad he’s got a buddy’


am St Bernard - majestic me!
a RESCUE DOG - such BRAVERY!
no avalanche intimidate -
HEROICALLY i'd navigate!
retire now, to calmer ways
remembering my DANGER DAYS...
alas, become in love, a fool
i let the kitten
lick my drool
edit word ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

327

"I love you, dog."


i watch you as you toddle by,
on you i always keep an eye
for i was here before you came,
n life has never been the same
the hooman's world revolves 'round you -
they so obsessed with all you do!
when i am gone, n you have grown
dear child, i only hope you've known
if i could leave a note, one day
'I love you - Dog' is all it'd say
remember me, right from the start -
i leave my pawprints on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

328

I got the call today from home saying my baby boy didn’t have much time left. This was my favorite picture of us. Rest easy, Ford.


u/TheTigerNebula

now i lay me down to sleep,
is memories of You i'll keep
close in my heart, my dearest friend
i loved you most - there is no end
forever more i'll be with you,
inside your heart, n all you do
to have a love like we two shared
i always knew how much you cared
as in your arms you cradled me
please, friend, now hold
my memory

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

329

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while


u/wafflesflugon

when you climb into your bed,
we like to know you're overhead
we two big dogs, outgrown have we
to be up where we used to be
was fun the times we used to share
with all of us, asleep up there
too many times, a kick in head
(n sometimes you fell off the bed....)
so now is under here we lie!
is very nice, we can't deny
got used to hear some noises, scare
but learned that it was you up there!
so now, we hear you toss, nscream....
we know is You.....jes having ...dream?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

330

This grandfather taking care of his wife as always with a lot of tenderness. 65 years together.


u/GallowBoob

when i am old will you be there
if i need help to comb my hair?
care for myself, the way i do -
if i need help, can it be you?
there's no one else i want with me
to do the things that need to be
n if you are not able to,
i don't want Anyone
but You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

331

My little Sunny's smile was too perfect not to share. She brings sunshine to my life everyday.


u/sunnydaze23

when all around is feeling sad,
or if your day is going bad
just think of me - your Favrit friend
n all unhappiness will end!
cuz life is tough - true frens are rare,
but look at Me - i Always care
my Sunny smile will lift you up!
You're my Hero!
i'm your pup

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

332

A polite and subtle implication that maybe, just maybe, he may be interested in going for a walk 👀


u/scentedtrashbag

i am the the dog - so patient, wait
am doin the ANTICIPATE...
a little glance from side to side,
so much DESIRE is hard to hide
a furtive look there, up above
at leashes hanging there - i Love!
then, finally - the words from you -
a 'GO FOR WALK??!'
Oh, YES! I DO!!!!!!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

333

My best friend is turning 11 this month!


’I will! I’m throwing her a birthday party :)’


i'm Pipi the dog - i found out a surprise:
am getting a PARTY, i just realize!
my best hooman friend sez my birthday is near,
i guess i'll get PARTY as soon as it's here!
don't know what to ask for, don't got any needs...
my hooman takes care, gives me love n the feeds
she's all that i want, don't need no birthday fuss -
Everyday is a PARTY -
to CELEBRATE US!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

334

My family is not impressed by how stunning beautiful my dog is. Maybe you will be.


u/everyoneiknowistrash

’Keep that beautiful puppy and take your family to the pound.’


i'm Bowie the dog, what a GOOD BOY am i
no changing my looks, friends - i won't even try!
no need for much grooming, no clothes do i wear,
no fussy floof pluming - no bows in my hair
the only thing matters - my guy loves me Best!
he never compares me to all of the rest
the secret to happiness? Easy, by far -
find Someone who loves you
the way that you are

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

335

ok so where are theses worms everyone talks about early in the morning?


u/ghostxdreams

i am the birb, n What the HECK?!
out So early - stuck my neck -
here for juicy worms to find,
but there is None! n Yes! i MIND!
'kick the baby out the nest'
while you still in there, with the rest??
'hunter/gather' - no, not Me!
the Birdhouse where i wanna be!
sending Me out ?! just absurd !
i Will No be you BIRB BOX bird >:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

336

Those ears


i am the dog, am black n white,
my ears tell you if i'm all right -
like clockwork show if i'm ok
they up n down, like time of day...
they BIGGEST EARS you've ever seen!
am cautious now - is 9:15...
when i'm excite, Over the Moon
my ears stand up like its HIGH NOON!
1:30, i'm a funny clown -
one ear's up n one is down
quarter past the hour when
i'm not sure if is foe or fren
but when 6:30 rolls aroun
am sorry, scared, n wearing frown
but tail will wag when Nothing's Wrong -
my ears HIGH NOON where they belong!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

337

Hank getting to play in his new pool for the first time


u/lnfinity

’He's got the zoomies 🥰’


when day is hot
n i need cool
am glad i got
a swimming pool!
not very big
this pool of mine
but i'm smolpig
n it is fine
to take a splash
there's Plenty room
then out i dash
n do the zoom!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

338

This is Lola. She turned 17 today. She’s blind and deaf and sleeps most of the time unless she’s hungry.


u/joekix

now i lay me down to sleep,
is thoughts of you i gonna keep
inside my head, the whole night long -
you feed me, n you keep me strong!
n in my world - so silent, dark
you, friend, are my constant spark
your light shines down from up above,
You are my
forEver
love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

339

In honor of my best friend, I’ve had her since I was 12, I’m now 24. I spend a lot of time on my own studying, with her always within a 4 foot radius, even when I go to the bathroom. This morning I found out she has 3 aggressive tumors, soon I’ll be studying alone.


u/Sean0529

i don't wanna leave you, friend
but please know this is true -
my life has only been this good
all because of you . . .
i've lived a long time, for a dog
but someday i must leave
so please remember better days -
i don't want you to grieve
it's easier for me to know
you'll think of me n smile,
remembering the happy times
if only for awhile
don't let your heart be saddened, friend -
inside i'll Always be
n if you ever need a smile
please
stop n think
of me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

340

The daycare we send her to has a pool. She spends the day swimming and playing, then comes home and naps.


u/jaynet86

today was fun at daycare, cuz i played n swam around
am Lucky pup to go there - it's the best one to be found!
there's other pups like me, n we get babysat all day
there always laps to sit on, n there's plenty time to play
but still my favorite time of day, of all the things we do
is when it's getting late - that's when i sit n wait for you
my body clock is telling me - it's time you pick me up
n when i hear you ask for me - i'm such a happy pup!
tomorrow is another day for 'daycare', once again
(...but it cannot replace the time
that i'm with You,
my fren ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

341

He may be old, but you can’t take away his love for occasionally going outside


u/drybobjoe

i am the pup - outside i love!
the sunshine warms me from above
i may not see as clearly now,
but i can feel it All, somehow
the wind blows softly thru my hair
don't see or hear, but know it's there
many a darker, quiet day
yet 'outside' beacons me to play
to smell the grass n feel the air -
Life is Good
when i'm out there

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

342

My grandpa isn't able to take care of his cows anymore so I started helping last fall. Honestly they scared me a little at first. Now I've gotten super attached to them.


u/DLReads

’I love everything about this post... the fact that you've stepped up to help your grandfather even though you were afraid of the cows, the fact that you've grown attached to them, the fact that you're taking selfies with the cows (haha!), and the fact that you're sharing your photos with grandpa at the nursing home. I bet he loves this so much. I bet the cows love you too! ...and look how adorable that happy cow is in this photo! I love it! I wish I could hit that little up arrow more than once on this post! Bravo!’


to know that you're caring for something i loved, the way that i used to do
is more than i ever expected from anyone else - i'm so grateful to you!
these creatures, so gentle, i gave so much time - to think they're alone broke my heart
but seeing you there with them now is a thrill - you've given us all a new start!
for someone to help something else that's in need, by giving them time, when you can
makes me proud, as a grandpa, to see you've grown up into such a caring young man
the time that you spend with the cows at the farm - in my heart, then, i'm there with you, too
n the time that you stop in n visit me here -
my boy,
i'm so thankful
for You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

343

Here's a picture of my friends cat Freddy eating a chicken nugget


u/TerramonXD

i am the cat
the nug i bite
my fren sez it
is chicken...right?
don't think it is -
i jes donno...
now where the Heck
the feathers go?
i'd rather pick
the bones instead -
not here to 'lick
no Heckin bread!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

344

just a black kitten learning to walk that majestic walk


u/sezar4321

iam smolkit - MAJESTICme
amDothewal k
. . . . . so c a u t i o uSLY. . . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

345

I posted a few days ago that I was going to adopt this boy and give him a forever loving home after he lived his first 5 months unloved and outside. Well, after one day, he has adapted very quickly!


u/Vore-

i am the cat -
ADOPTED, ME!
adapted, too
n So quickly ;)
as baby kit
i lived outside
the world was scare
n oh, so wide
was rescued by
a fren, so dear
that's how i came
to live right here
forever home
now, like i should
i thank you, friend -
my Life is Good

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

346

Faye wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life.


u/Lurking_Long_Hours

if i could bring you sunshine, i would do it everyday
am carrying balloon for yo- oh, Oops! it got away....
get over here . . . ok, i got it - now i'm tangled up...
how bout if i jes bring mySelf? am golden sunshine pup!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

347

Send him to daycare just for him to hold hands with the employees all day


u/juneah

hey i'm alittle nervous here, can i jes hold your hand?
my momma dropped me off, but i jes don't quite understand...
did i do somethin naughty? is she gonna pick me up?
i promise i will try my best to be a better pup
n what's with all these other dogs - are they abandoned, too?!
n now i'm here on Reddit - n they say 'WhatsWrongWithYou' ??!
there's nothin wrong with me, my fren, i tried the best i could
but when you hold my paw like this,
it makes me feel
So good

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

348

Send him to daycare just for him to hold hands with the employees all day


u/juneah

i Love it here - am so excite!
n fren, you make me feel jes right
so many dogs, together playing
all day long we frens are staying
take a break n hold my hand -
these human frens all understand
we dogs a Pack, n bond so much!
(but me - i loves the hooman touch ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

349

“Look our moms are getting married!”


u/mondol-A

’This is disgusting. How are people allowed to do this? The dogs should be up front with them and not far back.’


i can't believe they're doing this...
i know - it isn't fair!
people will be talking.....
yes, it's true! but they won't care
they really look quite pretty...
yeah, but let's not make a fuss...
oh, Look - they're taking Pictures! -
HEY! ARE YOU FORGETTING US??!?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

350

Wholesome 👌


’u/schnoodledoodledo You up for a poem?’


no, i don't Want no baby kit
so get it out my face!
don wanna do no Baby sit -
go find another place...
wait - what was that - did i jes hear
the baby make a cry?
well get that kitten over near
n lemme have a try!
hey little babe - what's goin on?
did somethin make you scare ?
i'll hold you here
where you belong
....dear little fren....
....i care

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

351

This Kid’s Answer


u/Yeet69lasagna

’This falls in the grey area between oblivious and genius.’


my dog is a circle, because he is round
but he is the BEST FRIEND that i Ever found!
my reason is good, cuz he sure likes to eat
so sometimes his belly hangs over his feet
he's also a worker - companion to me
n That is the BEST THING my dog friend could be!
n my dog's a Hero, cuz he's always there -
a Round when i need him, i know that he cares

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

352

A mailman always gives treats to every dog on his route. One of the dogs recently passed away and the owners left the mailman this note.


u/gangbangkang

’That mailman surely had to take one minute to keep it under control and move on with his day.’


i remember you -
i waited every time you came around
you always took the time to say hello, each chance you found
i'm sorry, friend, i had to go - no longer could i stay
regret i couldn't say goodbye, the day i passed away...
but if you could, please share these treats with other frens you see
you'd be surprised how much they like to see you, just like me ;)
n as you pass them on to other dogs, you'll make new friends
n hold my memory in your heart
cuz friendship
never ends

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

353

Cody is the bestest old boye


u/mayaxs

’I hope Cody knows I love him’


i hope Cody knows i love him...
reads the headline on my heart
too many days, bad news begins -
why not a better start?
wake up n love your puppers!
n your family, if they're there,
share alittle happiness
n show them that you care!
n let them know you love them -
doesn't take much time to do
(most likely, friend, they'll show you that
they Really love you, too)
(thank you, u/picklevirgin ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

354

Dennis is cross eyed, but I know Reddit will love him just the way he is!


u/DisDudeForReal

’I love him even more because of it.’


i am the dog
with happy grin -
one eye looks straight
n one turns in
nothing's ever
outta sight -
i know what's left,
n see all right
so where you go
n what you do
i Always have
an eye on you
;@p

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

355

There is a lovely woman who makes teddy bears for mice and rats. 💜


u/elly_belly

’Somebody should make teddy mice for bears.’


if i could have a teddy mouse
i'd snuggle him each day
i'd cradle him, n hold him close
n everyday we'd play!
i'd carry him around, together
we could play pretend
he'd always be right by my side
cuz he'd be my best friend
but i dont have a teddy mouse -
it really isn't fair . . .
but that's ok,
cuz i have You -
n i'm Your teddy bear

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

356

He made the invite list!


u/-EG-

’Oh God, the prancing!! He's so pleased with himself!!’


we goin to the PARTY
omg - am So EXCITE!
am carrying the presents -
there will be So much DELIGHT!
Oh, LOOK - it's ME! am thru the door
you can't believe your Eyes!
the hooman frens so happy
as they plannin the SURPRISE!
n now is time to CELEBRATE
Much Happy Birthday JOY!
today's the day we gonna play -
(n I'm the GOODEST BOYE!!!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

357

Welcome to the fam, Jack. I couldn't be more blessed!


u/drunkardmumbaikar

i am the pup
so very smol
i have no learn
a thing at all
yet there's a feel
inside me, deep
i kinda hope
am gonna keep
you touching me
right from the start
this feel - it warms
my puppy heart
am see your face,
fren,
up above . . .
i donno know -
could this
be
love ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

358

Adopted this pup just after my wife’s brain surgery to help her out a bit. They’re inseparable.


u/___statik

’Aww, too freaking sweet!!’


let's gaze upon the sky at night n think about the morn
cuz every sun that rises, fren, together we're reborn
no worries bout tomorrow - let's remember this fine day
cuz every day together in our hearts will always stay
we don't know what tomorrow brings, but if you're here with me
that's all that i can ask for - i'm as happy as can be!
so cherish every moment that you have with someone dear
you never know, the time will come
when they may not be here

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

359

Violet heard me open a package of sponges, assumed it was treats, and is now sulking because I didn’t let her eat sponges.


u/jesstheprequel

’Horrible, horrible treat teaser.’


terrible, horrible, treat teasing 'fren' -
i thought it was Treats, but you playin preten
you rustled the wrapper - i started to drool
but it was a tease - now i feel like a fool :(
you coulda been kinder n found me a treat
you knew i came runnin for something to eat !
you gonna find out what them sponges are for -
(cuz you'll need a Lot when i peeonthefloor......)
inspired by u/chicago-matt ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

360

My favourite reason to visit my parents


u/mr-simon23

oh, look! it's really You! n i'm jes bringing you a toy!
am sharing you my Favrit one, cuz You my Favrit boy ;)
mom told me you were coming, n i knew i was in luck
so here ya go - i gonna choose for You - my fren, the duck
he easy fren to carry - he the one i most enjoys
i thought that you would like him cuz he makes a funny noise
but nothing else is near as good as when You come to play!
i love you, n i miss you, bro -
i wish that you would stay...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

361

My dad sends me photos of him and my dog while I'm gone at college


u/Nanana_Nicole

’Yeah he's the sweetest 😊’


is time to take the picture, then we send it to Nicole!
i know you love me daddy, but that girl's your heart n soul
she knows how much we miss her, right? i hope she knows i do
but when she's gone,
i hope you know
how glad i am
for You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

362

My cat comes downstairs at 11pm every night to fall asleep like this on my dad (a self-proclaimed dog person). She doesn’t let anyone else hold her.


u/thegreatstorybin

when is late n time for bed,
is downstairs to the dad i head
there's nowhere else i wanna lie
than right here on my Favrit guy
n when i lay me down to sleep
i know the dad is gonna keep
me safe from any nighttime fear
i am the cat -
he needs me here

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

363

She comes and sleeps on my pregnant wife like this every night


u/BradelXanThehibiki

’My wife is very pregnant now and her cat who is about 19 or 20 y/o paws at the blankets and headbutts her till she is allowed under the covers to curl up against the baby bump. I'm sure Peanut is going to know Emma by her purr.’


i am the cat - the baby stirs
i know the peanut hears my purrs...
am curled up by my momma's side
(gee, momma - you sure getting w i d e!)
i lean against the baby bump -
am mystified to feel it thump
i cannot wait until we see
jes what this 'peanut' gonna be....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

364

Come to see my Grandparents and this is ehat I get 🙄


u/OfGodlikeProwess

we're working on the interwebs -
we wanna keep in touch
this world war web's confusing
and it baffles us so much!
no face of ours in Any book -
we don't like all the fuss
and we don't wanna have to use
a Smarter phone than us!
we try to surf n turf sometimes
(the 'menu' is confusing...)
we're leaving windows open, and
our memory we're losing
so if IPhone, will Youphone back?
a call i'll probly drop....
can you come see us - face to face?
we love you!
Gram & Pop

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

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Sir Patrick Stewart napping with his new foster puppy


u/LR130777777

’That little smile 😊’


as i lay n watch you sleep,
right by your side you gonna keep
me as you nap, you hold me close
new fren - is You i love the mos!
i think about how lucky, me
my foster father you will be!
i wanna stay with you awhile
i Love you, fren -
you
make
me
smile

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

366

They’re quite excited that it’s finally warm enough to keep the door open!


u/EtherealWasteland

we are the cats - the door is Open!
all winter long, we three been hopin'
waiting for a warmer day
when mom says it would we ok
to have the door here - open wide
(as long as we can stay inside....)
in Here is where we wanna be -
don't wanna leave,
jes wanna 'see' ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

367

Went to the animal shelter today and heard that they grew up together


u/yoyoheyheyyoyo

. . . you won't leave without me, will you?
No, i never would!
but if you ever get the chance, i really think you should....
what if someone just wants You - do you think you would go ?
i'd rather be with you right here - the answer would be 'NO' !
you know, it isn't Awful here - as long as i have You,
if someone wants to bring me home they're gonna bring You, too!
no matter if the house was really nice - ?
No, i don't care......
no matter What it's like,
it isn't Home
without you there

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

368

“I’ve mastered the ability of moving so incredibly slow that I become invisible to the human eye”


u/to_the_tenth_power

am do approach, so cautiously
no want to drop my ball . . .
with silent paws, so carefully
i walk across the hall
am zero in on hooman now -
there is no turning back...
'I'm here to Play! I'll show you how' -
is then i do A T T AC K !!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

369

Until Charlie bites a finger


u/Airinsetur

’"Fuck you and fuck her too" \- Charlie’


ok - you think is funny when you turn me upside down??
you takin' all them pictures - 'HA! HA! CHARLIE - FUNNY CLOWN'!!
i got somethin 'Unexpected' that I'm gonna do, instead...
the next time you not looking, 'friend' igonnapeethebed

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

370

His face


u/sammyiwas

’Doggo: oh, fun! I guess the world is for swimming now! Cat: whoever is responsible for this, flee now. For when I find thee, the retribution will be swift and sure and I will rejoice in your tears and I will drink your torment!’


am dog - Oh, master! Let me save the house n all it's worth!
and every child! and Everything you've Ever owned, since birth!!
i'll find a Boat! we'll fill it up with All that we can fit!!
i'm Cat - the HELL with EVERYONE for FCKING UP MY SH!T!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

371

White necked raven enjoying some scritches


u/PlusLifeguard

’It took me a really long time to figure out if this was a bird or a bunny.’


if you thought i was a bunny, would you hold me on your lap?
cuz just the way you pet me, friend, it makes me very hap
i don't get love like kittens do, or puppy dogs so cute
no 'bleps' or 'sploots' or 'zoomies', me - n No one 'boops This snoot'....
that doesn't mean that i don't need to feel your gentle touch,
it's calming n relaxes me - i like it very much!
do you think that i would stop you? no, it's scritches i adore!
i'll remember this forever - won't forget you,
nevermore

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

372

Ryder was rescued from a hoarders house. Now she’s living her best life. She enjoys waking us up in the morning and meowing at shadows :)


u/spotter423

i'm meowing at the shadows - they remind me of my past
don't want them sneakin up on me - they disappear so fast!
cuz ever since i'm here with you, no hoarding stuff around
i'm HOME, n live the Bestest life that i have ever found!
too many piles of things before were all around me there,
but now that i'm surround by love, i know you really care
i'll meow-away them shadows now - there's nothing more to fear
as long as you are with me, friends -
i'm Oh, so happy, here!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

373

Not all dogs are good boys, some are good girls


u/g-berwyn

’She looks like the goodest girl!’


as the day is ending, we reflect on what we were -
does it Really matter if we are a Him or Her . . . ?
what only matters most is if we did the things we should
n in the end,
what matters More
is if we did it
GOOD

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

374

My roommate says my pets wait for me to come home every day. I didn’t believe him until he sent me this.


u/ladybrevity

’I’m sorry. I’d never leave the house again.’


i'm not coming in to work today - i'm staying with my pets
they're the ones who love me, n their heart never forgets
so i saved up vacation days, n i'll use one today
i'm having a 'staycation' here, n with my pets i'll play
n, oh - about tomorrow, n the next day after that -
i hope you understand, you see, i have a dog n cat....
n they're the ones who need me most, n i'm their Bestest fren
to tell the truth, i Never wanna leave the house again!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

375

My brother got my grandma’s maiden name tattooed on his ribs. She was kind of upset he was getting a tattoo until she saw it.


u/thelaughingmagi

’Your grandma is so wholesome. I bet her hugs are the best.’


remember me, my children, if someday i am not here
i wrapped my arms around you, and i loved to hold you near
i remember each small baby, as i hugged you from the start . . .
we won't forget you, mom -
your love is tattooed
on our heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

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That's far enough sir, please give more pets


u/moxopeyo

’This is one of the most Dug-like doggo I've ever seen’


oh, master - let me get that! i shall carry it for you
assisting with the heavy things is what i'm s'pose to do!
l'll show you all the way to go - c'mon, jes follow me!
i love you Best! there's no where else that i would rather be
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

377

Molly


u/kamizs

excuuz me, fren - am do the sit
this how i s'pose to ask for it...
what else you want? oh, here's my paw
am GOODEST GIRL you ever saw!
n now i wait so patiently
for you to give the treat to me
Still am make me sit here, waiting
now my mouth is salivating....
you know i want it very much -
n so i R E A C H n try to Touch
am do CONFUSE, no want defeat -
CAN I PLEEEASE HAVE THE HECKIN TREAT ??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

378

How time flies


u/exitium1

remember when i was a pup ?
i learned so much from you
now Look at me - i'm all grown up!
cuz that's what puppies do
n even tho i'm bigger now
than i was at the start,
i haven't changed, cuz still, somehow
i have my puppy heart
time will fly - but fren, as i
gaze at your face, above
no matter how the years go by
You are the one i love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

379

We must take the medicine, but we hates it.


u/darkdove93

i am the pup
n when i'm sick
the momma gives
the meds i lick
i hate the taste -
is very icky
on my tongue
is lotsa sticky
but soon will get
something to eat -
cuz now have earned
a tasty treat!
when meds kick in
jes like they should
am gonna make
me feel
real good
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

380

doggo paddle


u/supersquee

’That pup thinks he's the best paddler in the world!’


i am the dog -
much paddle, me
am taking us
across the sea
the hooman stand
upon the board
but Me - i win
Best Swim Award!
am workin hard
as board i straddle -
this how you do
the DOGGIE PADDLE !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

381

My dad 10 years ago: I don't want ANY animals in this house! My dad today:


u/versung

there's cats on the counter, a dog on the floor
didn't think i would have 'em, but can't love them more
priorities change as we age like fine wine -
more pets in the house? it sure looks like a sign!
who cares about footprints or hair that is shed ?
(n sure, go ahead - you can sleep on my bed ;)
n even if cleaning those footprints in part,
there Always will be some
they leave on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

382

A cuddle is all he wants


u/kashiketomo

’[deleted]’


all the time i'm watching you
so busy, fren, you be
i'm Hoping when your work is thru -
can you jes cuddle me ?
my space is good - the bamboo's fine,
please leave it all alone!
besides, this little home is mine -
i want You for my own!
i know what's gonna happen now -
'moves sh00ts n leaves', i see.....
but could you find the time, somehow
to S T O P ! . . .
n jes
love me ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

383

No one can see me. I has gone invisiboop.


u/Zondax

i am the dog no one can see -
am KING I N V I S I B I L I T Y !
am sitting here, so very near
but frens - they donno see me here
MAGIC POWERS - stealth mode HIGH
i am a SUPER HERO guy!
not all heros wear de capes,
some - we wear SPAGHETTI DRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

384

This is the best cat ever. Get well soon.


u/_--_GOD_--_

’Pls. Cuddles. Pls.’


don't need no meds to help me heal -
is cuddles, fren, i wanna feel
no food, no drink my pain to ease
is You, please - Cuddles...Cuddles, please!
won't get no better on my own,
don't wanna be here, all alone
the thing i need to help me much
is You -
your Loving cuddle touch

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

385

Chip (17) Time to sleep soon x


u/StrikerSam

’I’m sorry to have a sad post. I’ve just got no one else around. So chip has recently been more quiet and not holding water and food and last night he had a seizure. I took him to an emergency vet and run some tests to find his kidneys are failing. Anything I do now would just delay his end but I’m scared I will be selfish and not let him go when I should. He isn’t walking around much at all now and isn’t really eating but he doesn’t seem to be in pain. Would be real nice to have some views from people who had to put their dog down and how you were after with yourself. It’s my job to protect him but when he looks me in the eyes I feel like I’ve failed him’


now i lay me down to sleep
dear friend, your love is gonna keep
me safe from Anything out there -
because i know you truly care!
i'm peaceful now - you've done so good
i stayed with you long as i could
but sometime soon i'll close my eyes
please friend, i hope you realize
you treated me the Very best!
the time for me has come
to rest

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

386

Yesterday I traveled 3,000 miles round-trip to adopt this perfect girl. Meet Maleficent.


u/jujukamoo

’Maleficent is deaf and nearly blind. She's also got synadactyl paws. I love her so much already’


you traveled many miles, my friend
to bring me here with you
you've pulled me from the darkness, and
my life has start anew
i can't hear what you're saying,
but the feeling here is good -
a Home - n here i'm staying
where i never thought i would!
a special love, a newfound place -
you've given me fresh start
n tho i'll never see your face,
i see you
with my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

387

A local tv reporter here in our country brings her baby dog in her workplace, the dog stays with here like that until the end of the news show. But the camera only shows the upper half of the reporters body.


u/es_cairo

this my mom - she read the news
n while she work, i take a snooze
the tv cameras on her face
(she let me stay at her workplace!)
i like to come n see her friends
n when the busy workday ends
we go back home, my mom n me
(n then i watch her on tv ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

388

Cow finds a friend to cuddle with


u/TeisTom

i may not be a puppy, or a kitten oh, so small
n even tho a cow is never thought a 'pet' at all
can you just let me cuddle, fren - n scritch my head a bit?
we cows don't get much lovin, but we're really fond of it
sometimes you see us standing in a pasture, all alone
or some we roam in rocky places, out here on our own
n if we find a human friend, then our head we might bow
n hope you give us pets, n say 'how bout Now, brown cow ' ?
:@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

389

Enjoying the Sunset.


u/toplevel420

’Cat *is* the Hat’


let's gaze upon the setting sun, remembering our day of fun!
oh shut up, dog - i need a rest - i like it on your head the best
but look at all the beauty, cat - don't you see the good in that?
the 'good' i want is on your head (it has to do - don't have no bed..)
we camping frens, outside tonight! the setting sun just makes it right
...another night i must get thru - your big warm head will have to do...
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

390

Arctic fox pup after an icy dip


u/9w_lf9

’[removed]’


am arctic fox
so very bold!
took icy dip . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . i'm HECKIN COLD!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

391

She’s not the brightest but we love her.


u/topaz1367

’Nope, she’s genuinely an idiot. Normally she waits about five seconds then pounces on it.’


i am your dog
not smartest, me
you toss the toy -
now, lemme see...
am think about
what i should do...
i maybe POUNCE
or bring to you ?
am GOODEST GIRL
but no quick spark -
canno decide
so
i
jes
BARK!
but One thing, fren
i know for sure :
No other dog
could Love YOU more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

392

It lasted less than 30 minutes. This is why we can't have nice things.


u/mandyreneburns

’Somebody wasn't thinking here. I think it was the person who bought the kiddie pool. We used to give our Rottweiler a laundry basket once a month, as a toy to tear apart. Rottweiler jaw pressure is approximately 320 lb/square inch.’


we are the dogs, n this our POOL!
the water feels so nice n cool
we love it so - our Favrit toy
which means that soon we MUST DESTROY !
we dig the water out - what for ?!
so Then we can play TUG of WAR!!
so much fun, this pool, it brings!
 
this why we cannot have nice things.....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

393

My cat before and after her glow-up.


u/catlovr95

’Can she still make that spectacular stink face tho?’


i am the cat
so grown up me
so sad 'before'
now glown-up, see?!
before adopt
i was a mess
n never felt
no happiness
spectacular
stink face i had
( i even glow now
when i'm mad...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

394

My dog might look regal as hell but don't let him fool you. This 100 pound beast tries to be friends with bugs, is scared of oddly shaped rocks, and prances when he finds a great stick.


u/thatisnotyourdog

am GOODEST BOY: a G S D
am living life so regally !
some think i'm tough, but fren to all
i love my girl! (n bugs sosmall...)
no like the rocks of funny sizes -
my fren knows, she realizes
i am just a pup inside,
so curious - i canno hide
but perfect stick will make me prance -
is then i do my Happy dance!
Be Hap like Me, n ne'er grow up
n in your heart
you'll stay
a pup

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

395

Can I Has A Petting, Hooman ?


u/Zondax

there's nothing more i ask, small friend,
as patiently i sit
but could you take your little hand
n pet me, just a bit ?
i'm feeling kinda lonely, but
my needs are not so much
n nothing would mean more to me
than just to feel
your touch

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

396

Not really sure if this belongs here. My dog is a gentle pup and she doesn’t push open doors.


u/BARC0DE387

’A little bit of backstory. We suspect she was a bait dog (a dog for dog fighting) because she had a rope around her. When we first found her she was tiny and very nervous. She is now very healthy and is happy with our other dog Hansel. She doesn’t really bark a whole lot and she loves it when people pet her. When we let her outside she waits patiently to be let in.’


i am the dog - so gentle me
i do the door so cautiously
my past was not a happy one
but with you, now, my life's begun
n so, tread softly everyday
make sure with You that 'it's ok' . . .
am thankful, fren, for loving start -
the door you opened
to my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

397

She brings me her treats when she thinks I am sad.


u/Pwosgood87

dear human, don't be sad, my fren -
hey, you are not alone!
remember me? i'm With you, n
you wanna share my bone ?
it makes me feel better, if
i have a treat to share
n You're the one i'll share it with!
i Love you, n
i care

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

398

Moist owlette


u/LejonKurden673

’I wish there were giant floating owls meandering about the ocean. ​’


i am the owl
so moist am me
am floating here
so buoyantly
am worried that
my outlook grim -
don't know if i
should THINK
....or THWIM.....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

399

When your dog is prettier than you


u/PabloJensen

’When your dog is prettier than most people’


dogs don't like you cuz you're 'pretty' - they don't judge the way you look
there's no way they can 'compare' you to a picture in a book
this 'skin deep' thing called beauty, they have no conception of
they look at you for what you are
n all they see
is love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

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